You know you're playing too much Half-Life when...

Half-Life Series
#141

When you walk around in the night tru a town with a crowbar and smash the head of just everything that makes you jump.

#142

Yeah in Science class we’re talking about radioactivity. Everytime he says Half-Life (or “Demi-Vie”), I fell the urge to say Crowbar.

#143

Someone broke into my house last night, and I have a crowbar sitting on my side table next to me, and a SPAS-12 on my wall.
I think I’ve played too much Half-Life

#144

Really?? :freeman:

I also think you’ve played too much Half-Life when you get away from ventilation shafts thinking Lamarr will come out of them.

#145

But Lamarr is completely harmless because she’s bean debeacked. It’s other headcrabs you should be worrying about.

#146

She is harmless, but sometimes she still can give you a good scare… :smiley:
I almost jumped out of my seat when she jumped at me after breaking the vent shaft. :retard:

#147

Don’t worry, she’s just trying to couple with your head, fruitlessly of course.

#148

But who on earth wants a actress from the 30’s on his/her head?

#149

Who doesn’t?

#150

You know you’re playing too much half life when you want an actress from the 30’s to couple fruitlessly with your head…

#151

:awesome:

#152

I have had at least three separate dreams over the years where I am running and living the half life horror all while protecting my family as we proceeded through tunnels, office buildings and car garages. Yes, protecting my whole family including my husband. (As if I would be better suited to clear a room, check for zombies, kill headcrabs and clear the way by killing all the military and monsters.)

#153

That was funny… :frowning:

#154

I sometimes wish that the resonance cascade would happen…
sorry… :frowning:

#155

My dad has glued some wooden boards to the staircase and no one can step on them. When I was upstairs, I desired having Kleiner’s teleporter to go downstairs without having to look where you step. And this is real. :freeman:

#156

I hope it is not a stupid question, but why did he glue boards to the stair case?

#157

We are going to “replace” our concrete staircase with a wooden one, and he put those boards to rise the steps a bit.

#158

You don’t think you’re playing too much half-life when you fucking want a crowbar for no reason.

#159

You know you’re playing too much Half-Life when you’re suddenly attracted to Alyx Vance who you know is really just a bunch of pixels and not an actual woman though she is modeled after the actress who voiced her.

#160

Fixed.

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