You know you're playing too much Half-Life when...

Half-Life Series
#161

I downloaded half the modes for half-life 2 and until next year i`m not going out .

Ah just kidding, i will go out to buy some food

#162

You know you play too much Half Life when:

You mutter “impulse 101” to yourself, expecting to get weapons.

You scream “sv_cheats 1” and then “god” at the top of your lungs.

After doing so, you jump off a building, expecting to take zero damage.

#163

When you make yourself a PBJ sandwich and say “power level is 100%”

#164

Funny! :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

I’d add one more:
You shout “MAP D3_CITADEL_05” when you are falling off the building.

#165

If you know what map this is.

#166

You use a homemade transmitter to patch through to military frequencies and begin saying things such as: “Sir, I, hear, something.” and “Fire, in, the-hole!”

#167

I’ve done this once or twice :slight_smile:

#168

If you actually spend the time to go into the game and find out what map it is.

#169

For all those who don’t know, if you type “MAP D3_CITADEL_05” in the console you can get to the last pod ride in the Citadel (the one before Dark Energy).

#170

You know you’ve been playing too much Half Life when a crowbar looks like a better weapon than a lightsaber.

#171

…u c everything in fps!
…u zoom in on others asses (like I like 2 do with alyx).
…u r scared of giant pits, skinny ppl with iron masks and darkness.
…u get an addiction of medkits, ammoboxes (even if they r not full of ammo) and batteries!

#172

…when you lag at particularly thought intensive moments.

#173

You shop for a crowbar and tell the cashier that the balance is off, then leave it on the checkout belt.
I actually have the perfect crowbar, it is mounted on the wall next to my working replica of Zoe’s shortened rifle/lengthened pistol.

#174

Not me, I have a constant third person perspective.

No.

wat

#175

When you decide to constantly bring a melee weapon with you everywhere this december, just in case.

#176

Shit, thanks for reminding me. I’ve got a crowbar ready.

#177

HL fans: Pretty much the only people who will have hope during the combine rule :smiley:

#178

…when you hit a spders testicle with a crowbar

#179

You know you play too much Half Life when a friend calls and leaves a message and you don’t pick up because you think that it’s soldiers talking.

#180

when you have dreams about having buttsex with alyx this one happened to me 20times

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