You know you're playing too much Half-Life when...

Half-Life Series
#181

when you wish Mario would at least put up a better fight.

#182

:expressionless:

#183

Fix’d

#184

you masturbate to crysis’s graphics
look up black mesa new mexico in google maps
you masturbate to any game from 2002 and above

Edit: Cause Crysis Has Frackin Awesome Graphics and original hl1 graphics suck

#185

How does masturbating to video games relate to playing too much Half-Life.

#186

we get it. You masturbate at your computer a lot.

#187

You know when you hear a chopper and you freak out, or you always carry a crowbar

#188

Calendars say december, and I trust Valve more than I trust Gearbox. Freeman was hired in may, but the resonance cascade was a while after he was hired.

:fffuuu: But Alyx is a girl, you’re supposed to use the other end!

#189

You know you’ve played HL too much when you hear the combine radio trickle at the end of announcements on your public transit system.
B.A.R.T has been taken over! Gimme a crowbar!

#190

You know you played too much HL when you spend all your time on these forums.

> NOT THAT I HAVE… <<

#191

You know you have played to much HL when… you want a crowbar for cristmas

#192

When you feel that adding crowbars to every fucking conversation is a subtle hint at Half Life.

#193

when you girlfriend comes in pissed (drunk for you americans) you think… well say… necrotics inbound.

and when she punches you, you say ##-ack-medic!

oh, and when you can actually replay the entire game from start to finish using only the power of your mind

  • god i’m sad
#194

When you keep yourself awake at night wondering who G-man is.
When you’ve played all the half life games in order in one day.
When you wonder why the grenades in half life 2 are more realistic

#195

When you bicker on the forums on whether the voice clip and face poser in a specific scene are in sinc enough and you are ready to go to blows over it.

#196

Fixed.

#197

You play through scenarios of zombie invasions, and where good flanking positions are

#198

when you refer to your desk as a black mesa.

#199

…when you want a red crowbar when you have a blue and you die a little inside =[
…when you read the combine overwiki to refresh your memory
…when you dress up as gman for halloween

#200

…When you’re wondering how you can make a BM Security Guard uniform for next halloween.

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