You know you're playing too much Half-Life when...

Half-Life Series
#201

when you think your lawyer might be the gman
when you refuse to go to NEW MEXICO unless you have a crowbar

#202

But Black Mesa in in New Mexico. Not Arizona.

#203

fix’d you happy now?

#204

lol u no u play 2 muck balck meas wen u wihsdid u had a cowbar!!!1

#205

FAIL at teh grammar haxors 1337 dajljljldafjalfjk teh haf lives

#206

No.

#207

You know you play too much HL when you live in your mother’s basement with a Cheetoh’s crusted shirt that can barely contain your girth, while your only girlfriend is Alyx, whose naked model you downloaded for Gmod to enact sick fantasy poses.

#208

You know you play too much HL when you think that the ending to Episode 3 will be Alyx and Gordon making babies even though we know Valve is against anything romantic in their games.

#209

what the fuck is with all the fucking Alyx and jacking of to Alyx and daydreaming about Alyx bullshit? :stuck_out_tongue:

#210

Bullshit

#211

yep that pretty much sums it up, and the sad thing is that guy exsists somewhere…

#212

…When you’re the only person on the forums who seems to actually respect Alyx as a (fictional) person instead of masturbating at a nude model of her that’s been highly modified to the point that all realism is gone.

#213

I personally find her off-putting and kind of ugly.

not the woman they modeled her after, but the way it turned out in-game, with green-orange skin and goofy hair that nobody actually has.

#214

^Faggot, IMO.

#215

Agreed.

#216

Alyx Vance is beautiful and has a great personality as a video game character. Sure, her boobs are not as big as Lara Croft’s, but who cares? She (Alyx) does look good in those jeans and I must admit I’m tempted to see Lara Croft and Alyx Vance butt naked in the nude mods that are out there for both characters. So if you don’t like Alyx Vance, you probably won’t like Lara Croft with or without clothes. You might as well stick to playing wrestling games with half-naked men in them. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. :freeman:

#217

Amen to that.

#218

Why would you play through a game with a nude mod. You really can’t have sex and violence at the same time and concentrate of both.

#219

I beg to differ. :wink:

For example: spanking and smacking during sexual intercourse.

#220

Not everyone is into SM.

Founded in 2004, Leakfree.org became one of the first online communities dedicated to Valve’s Source engine development. It is more famously known for the formation of Black Mesa: Source under the 'Leakfree Modification Team' handle in September 2004.