You know you're playing too much Half-Life when...

Half-Life Series
#1

You call the Facebook Event inviting people for drinks down the pub to celebrate your 18th “Hey Gordon, catch me later, I’ll buy you a beer”.

I’m pretty sure nobody I’ve invited will understand the reference. :expressionless:

#2

You play too much Half-Life when you try to levitate physics props in real life.

#3

you make topics about knowing when you play too much half-life

#4

You play too much Half-Life when you need a crowbar to open boxes, and you just smash them

#5

You play too much half life when u start hearing headcrab noises (that once really happened to me x.x)

#6

You can’t see your feet anymore :stuck_out_tongue:

#7

That reminds me, a few years ago, I picked up the phone and I swear there was a headcrab zombie on the other end.

I think it turned out to be my dad in the end…

#8

You turn around at someone to shoot them, o0h and that levitate one so true.

#9

You care enough about a game that you remake it from the ground up even though in the end it will be the exact same game, but with new-age graphics.

#10

oh shi

#11

You play too much Half Life if you think ropes are flat.

You play too much Half Life when you understand that someone said “Sometimes I dream about cheese.”

You play too much Half Life when you try to walk over a first aid kit to pick it up.

You play too much Half Life when you walk at night outside and you think a zombie comes arround the corner.

You play too much Half Life if you think that the police are combines.

You play too much Half Life if you try opening doors without using your hands.

You play too much Half Life if you think you have to shoot marines IRL.

#12

You try to go up a ladder by walking straight into it.

#13

… and not using your arms and legs.

Yea thats a good one =D

#14

…you randomly are see a man in a blue suite carrying a briefcase for no particular reason…

#15

You know you play too much Half-Life…
… when you try to scope in on things far away using the power of your mind
… when pinning dead people to the wall is actually FUN
… when you stick spaghetti to your cats face and pretend its a bullsquid
… when you jump off buildings and expect to only take partial fall damage
… when you are somehow unable to climb over a foot high wall
… when throwing a grenade back at an enemy is NOT POSSIBLE
… when you decide that, rather than taking the lift up to your office, you should climb the elevator shaft and then go through the ventilation system.
… you look in your broom closet for “Easter eggs”
… when you start posting too much stuff on the BM Cafeteria.

#16

When you forget that you actually need to be holding a flashlight to turn brighten up the room.

Actually happened to me. :frowning:

#17

…when you’re chopping dead scientists with a crowbar just too see blood and lims splatter around…

#18

…When you blame other’s stupididty on bad NPC coding
…When you wait for December 2009 then carry your crowbar everywhere and search the news for terrorist bombings in New Mexico
…When you can recite every line from memory
…When you blame your limits as a human on the engine
…When “Yabba my icing” is a normal phrase to hear
…When you expect to find maitenence ladders near all the elevators
…When you wonder where all the security guards are
…When you continually ask “Have you seen my coffee cup”
…When you question the employee dresscode
…When you never talk, and never have to clean or take off your glasses
…When you call any balding guy with glasses “Walter”
…When you actually KNOW what the hell an “Igenitinuator” is
…When you can alienate people just by saying a common NPC phrase
…When you want to upgrade your life to the source engine
…When you expect a console to lower in front of your face and pause time
…When you shoot people working on computers expecting the bullet to have no effect
…When you wish the resonance cascade would happen already
…When you write a long list like this
…When you realize that people have a lot more papers everywhere than you’re used to
…When you repeat the same 5 phrases every time someone talks to you until disaster occurs
…When you can add scientist phrases to conversations and have it make sense
…When your computer shuts down from lack of free RAM
…When you see a crowbar or fuel barrel being shot in movies or on TV and instantly think “HL reference!”
…When you poke people and expect them to follow you

#19

When you try to use somthing you look for the USE KEY,

#20

You know you’re playing too much Half Life when you stand in the crowbar section of Home Depot for more than 20 seconds.

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