You know you're playing too much Half-Life when...

Half-Life Series
#21

Not if the flashlight are mounted on the weapons :stuck_out_tongue:

#22

You know you’re playing too much Half-Life when you try to jump a 5 mile away with your school bag.(which happen to me before.)

#23

When you are making lists like these:

Antlions = Bugs (Starship Troopers)
Striders = Tripods (War of the Worlds)
Thumpers = the same (Dune)
Headcrabs = Facehuggers (Alien)
Headhumpers = Thing (Thing)
Manhacks = Screamers (Screamers)

And then think you are exceptionally clever to have found all these resemblances.

#24

…When you try to steal a crowbar from your friends home…

#25

…When the only reason you own a crowbar is not to pry things open/up, but for self defense.

I like this thread. It’s the new HL Geek thread. :smiley:

#26

I hope this thread will have more fresh stuff than the last one.

#27

…When you ‘hide’ on top of generators after you get scared
…When you say noclip and expect it to work
…When you say notarget to try and avoid talking to people
…When you think saying “give weapon_egon” will let you protect yourself against gang members
…When you want to talk to someone, you say “give monster_friend”

#28

…when you grow a beard, buy a crow bar, and secretly hope for an alien invasion.

…when, at 2am after 30 hours of halflife, you go up to bed in the dark checking around corners for headcrabs.

#29

You know you’re playing too much Half-Life when your in you office vents hitting cockroaches with your crowbar

#30

… when you can understand most of what the Combine soldiers are saying.

#31

You know you’re A HALF LIFE FAN when you pick up cans in your spare time.

You know you’re A HALF LIFE FAN when the sounds of flies makes you dash behind corners.

You know you’re A HALF LIFE FAN when you cannot get the thought of Episode 3 out of your fucking head.

#32

You know you play too much Half-Life when you carry around a crowbar where ever you go.

#33

I don’t dream anymore.

Really.

#34

… when you have an urge to suit zoom whenever you see something far away (this happens to me).

#35

When you name yourself Headcrabed and pretend that you’re a zombie

yabba mah icing.

#36

Half-Life was not in December, Jeffmod.

#37

Guilty. Every time I attend concerts or other events and I’m too far away from the stage, I tend to move my fingers as if I were pressing the Enter key (the one I’ve tied to the zoom function of the HEV suit), and then I think to myself, darn, wish I had a zooming function integrated into my glasses. :frowning:

#38

You know you’re a Half-Life nerd when you find things in everyday life that make you think of Half-Life, you quote NPCs from Half-Life (or nerdier still, Half-Life machinima [I recently dropped a soda before I opened it and yelled ‘IT WILL EXPLOD,’ which is a quote from ‘Full Life Consequences: Free Man’ for those who don’t know]), you spend time pondering either the plot or the little things in HL that are never quite explained, you’d love the chance to go to Valve and scream outside their building until they cave in and release some Ep3 information, and you just know you’re gonna absolutely freak out when Black Mesa is released.

Yeah, I’ve pretty much just described myself there.

#39

When you make a thread like this.

#40

When you say things like that.

Couldn’t resist. Sorry.

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