You know you're playing too much Half-Life when...

Half-Life Series
#41

When the woman you date is a robotics engineer, a hacker, wears tight pants, tells bad jokes and wields a semi-automatic pistol. :wink:

#42

Sounds good to me!

#43

Freeman was hired in the spring, but HL was not on his first day there.
Also, I apologize for the small image, it’s two textures taken directly from Halflife.wad.

#44

you know you’re playing too much Half-life when all you wear is orange suits…
you know you’re playing too much Half-life when you start screaming “ALYX!!” during sex…

#45

when you can carry 100 kg of weapons on your back xd

#46

be nice now… we shoot back…

…that would be a bad thing… right?

Which doesnt fucking exist. I have to press the ‘E’ key. Damn liars.

…doesnt everyone do that though… heh …hehe… right?

You know you’re playing too much Half-Life when you actually start speaking in the stuttered, frustrating manner of the GMan.

Not that… I do… that. At all.

#47

… When everytime you hear the .357 being spoken of anywhere, you instantly think:
“w00t, lololol, thats teh wepon from HL!!!1!”

#48

When you watch every single Half-Life Machinima
When you Have an addiction to crowbars
When you throw a can at a cop just so he chases you.

#49

You know you’re playing too much Half-Life when your in a hallway and see a man in a blue suit and yell G-MAN!

You know you’re playing too much Half-Life when you check in you basement for and bullsquids or headcrabs.

You know you’re playing too much Half-Life when you think you can move faster by trying to Bhop.

You know you’re playing too much Half-Life when you have this is your house:

#50

…please tell me you have that in your house…

#51

you know you play to much half life when you name starts with Gay Zombie

#52

you know you play to much half life when you shoot at your friends small dog because you thought it was a headcrab. (i was half a sleep and it missed just for thoughs that want to know)

you know you play to mutch half life when you do somthing like this

this

or this

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#53

… if you ask why you all have to wear these ridiciulous ties.

#54

That’s an amazing representation of the strider with Lego!

#55

Thats just… :freeman:

#56

You know you’re playing too much Half-Life when you throw grenades at retarded babies.

#57

…when you buy cans of coke for fun, whitout drinking them, and then you throw a crowbar at the machine.

#58

…when you try to book a holiday in Xen.
…when you hum about half the half-life soundtrack during school/work/home.
…when you walk over car batteries, expecting an armor boost.
…when you try to press the use key on someone rapidly, expecting them to say the start of multiple sentences (while recording it and planning to put it on your favorite media playing device, optionally)
…when you admire your arms when you put overalls/upper body clothing/gloves on.
…when you like it so much you visit forums dedicated to a mod about half-life.
…when you read entire lists about slightly comical events relevant to liking half-life to much, to see if you can relate to anyone’s problems.
…when you start to dance if you feel scared/threatened.
…when you try to turn around without moving your feet.
…when you call your girlfriend alyx.
…when you mention that the suppression field’s down when your feeling lucky.
…when you say '‘impulse 101!’ an expect a bevy of weapons and items. (same for noclip, notarget, etc.)
…when you tell the whole class about how awesome half life was when your science teacher wants you to explain what happens when a half-life of a nuclear substance occurs.
…when you have a lambda symbol on the door of your bedroom.
…when you would rather have a crowbar then a chainsaw.
…when you hallucinate a health, shield, flashlight and ammunition counter.
…when you say your ‘‘DOG’’ while rip your friends house apart.
…when you cut yourself and say ‘minor lacerations detected’.
…when you say ‘‘Ow, my stunstick!’’ when you feel pain from between your legs.
…when you keep on telling your friends you’ll catch them later and buy them a beer
each.
…when you see a wall mounted first aid/charging station. walk up to it, press your use key and expect an health/shield boost.
…when you come up with 23 signs that show you play too much half-life.

#59

  1. When you’re afraid to go into the water because you think that carniverous leeches and prehistoric dinosaurs will eat you.

  2. When you inject ample doses of morphine whenever you fall or cut yourself

#60

…You have a friend whom you’ve never spoken to that’s owed you a beer for the past 20 years.

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