You know you're playing too much Half-Life when...

Half-Life Series
#61

You know you play too much Half-Life when you are scared when you see someone with a crowbar.

#62

When someone’s watching you play it and when you want to say something to that person you move your mouse instead of your head.

#63

…You make a thread about it.

#64

… when you draw lambda symbols over small holes/openings, or laugh when you see a ventilation opening approximately 4x4 feet wide. :slight_smile:

#65

When you can’t figure out why the fuck your Canadian Tire has a six-foot high wall of assorted ammunition and no firearms.

But seriously:

You know you’ve played too much Half Life when you wear a melon shell on your head to protect from headhumpers.

#66

When you are scared of ugly babies because you think they are going to throw balls of lightning at you.

#67

fix’d

#68

… when you try to “prop surf” home from work
… when you try crouching before jumping to win the long jump event
… when you deliberately overheat someones food in the microwave and then laugh out loud if they say “My god, what are you doing?!”
… when you eventually realise life would be so much easier if everyone had a Dev Console
… when you get a sense of extreme foreboding on the subway/metro
… when you open everyone elses locker at work expecting to find batteries and pictures of the national flag, and then not get fired

#69

…when you use ‘noclip’ to go somewhere instead of using a vehicle or walking.

#70

…when your girlfriend’s vagina starts looking like the mouth of an headcrab

#71

You find out your girlfriend was murdered and you must find out who the killer is and get revenge, along the way you meet drug dealers and gang leaders who will help you out, and when find the killer, he’s in a helicopter with a rocket launcher on his shoulder ready to blast your ass, but then some guy in a low rider comes out with a rocket launcher and he shoots the helicopter and it goes out of control and crashes in the middle of the street then you run up the murderer and he was a shotgun and you have a pistol, but then a headcrab comes out of nowhere and attaches to the guys head, and then you shoot him before he turns into a zombie, but then some guy in a blue suit appears and stops time and teleports you to a unknown place and puts you stasis, but then you wake up and realize it was dream.

#72

People on this forum have girlfriends? Thats it, I call bullshit. There is no way.

#73

…I have a fiancée… :stuck_out_tongue:

#74

A bit of an older post, but this picture commented upon is just full of win. A Strider aside a freakin’ Vulture? You can’t beat that. (Though I’m sure someone will.)

#75

I had one - she recently found out she’s lesbian. :fffuuu:

#76

Don’t let her lies deceive you.

#77

Yeah I know - hard to believe an actual lesbian could ever have taken so much pleasure from fellatio :slight_smile:

#78

When you walk into an air port, and think of the opening scenes of half-life 2
When your playing left 4 dead and wish you had an MP5 with a grenade launcher on it
When you think of police officers as combine
When you hear a loud noise outside and the first thing you can thing of is STRIDER!
When you see a crowbar at a hardware store and think about Gordon Freeman

#79

Airports?

#80

i have one :-?? , meny people do , but that doesn’t stop them from being losers xD

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