You know you're playing too much Half-Life when...

Half-Life Series
#121

Well it was a “what” for “I smile when I hear Isotope” :wink:

#122

Isotope -> Science <- Crowbar, Gordon Frohman & Aliens
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Smile zone

I think that’s how it goes

#123

You know you play too much Half Life when…

  • Your friends are afraid of you because they think you’ll murder them with a crobar.

  • You don’t believe in ever playing the Imperial forces of any game/universe. Rebels rock!

  • You constantly babble about your “Most Epic Phail” in Half Life multiplayer.

  • You’re reading this thread and/or posted in it.

  • You downloaded Steam JUST to get Half Life/Half Life: Source/Half Life 2.

  • You believe all other games are inferior to Half Life (they may be awesome, but they are inferior).

#124

lol

#125

Instead of calling an exterminator you buy a crowbar.

#126

You make a bitchy thread about how you’re going to leave the forums because people talk about Gordon’s feet.

#127

lol, nicely done.
but then he does have ugly feet why dont you think he looks at them?

#128

When whenever someone says Morgan Freeman you think they said Gordon Freeman. (This is true)

#129

Uma Thurman’s feet are fucking ugly as hell, but I’m not bothered when there are close ups of them every few seconds in Kill bill.

#130

You know you play too much Half-Life when youre ending up on a subway train, dreaming about a mysterious man in a blue dress and a suitcase telling you its time to wake up and smell the ashes (edited from hashes, personally i think, as in This case, hashes are better. Because when someone is dreaming that kind of dream, something isnt right). And you’re dreaming Standing too.

You know you play too much Half-Life when you are looking for someone like alyx to “get along” with.

#131

When you get all the achievements in HL2:EP2, and when, even though you have gotten quite far through HL2, you still replay it after you finish HL1. (Then you playthrough Ep1 then Ep2 then try to guess if Black Mesa or Ep3 comes out first. BREATH)

#132

wake up and smell the ashes

#133

You know you play too much Half-Life when you download 25+ half life mods looking for one mod you forgot the name of. (and i found it lol)

#134

you see glowing lights and think “PORTAL STORM, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FREEMAN”

#135

Every Tarantino movie ever made has close-ups of feet.

He’d be less creepy if he didn’t have that fucking bulbous chin-skin and that rapist forehead.

#136

…You’re right :confused:

Well, creepy directors are good at having creepy characters. Stuntman Mike was vey effective.

You know you’re playing too much half life when you’ve blown your load on the game and have stopped caring about anything other than the mod community.

#137

You know you’re playing too much Half Life when
-You feel like shooting electricity out of your hands.
-You think of how easy life would be with a portalgun. (Portal is part of the HL series, too.)
-You feel like jumping out of elavators, and climbing onto the service ladder just before you hit the ground.
-You start thinking that crowbars are good melee weapons.

#138

You know you’re playing Half-Life too much when you call your boss “G-Man” by mistake.

#139

you duck when an acidlion shoots at you

#140

When a respected physics professor mentions half life you query him on Xen, a possible Combine invasion and wether he has been offered employment at Black Mesa.

Founded in 2004, Leakfree.org became one of the first online communities dedicated to Valve’s Source engine development. It is more famously known for the formation of Black Mesa: Source under the 'Leakfree Modification Team' handle in September 2004.