You know you’re playing Half-Life too much when…well, my sig says it all.
you play to many Half-life if you play to many half-life
[COLOR=‘White’]genius.shut up!now you shut up!fuck you!madmax slpas himself…
That may be the most retarded post I’ve ever read. I hope it continues to be so.
Wow you banned him for that, I’d better be more careful… Oh wait his invisible signature?
Anyway, You know you’ve played too much HL when you see a Vent and wonder whats behind it, or if you hear Headcrab chirping noises in day-to-day life.
There’s a perfect Vent at my school which is about 4 feet wide and 6 feet tall… big vent huh… I feel like leaving a red crowbar next to it one day and seeing various people’s reactions. 
He earned one infraction point for that post. But as he already had two others that took him over the three point thresh-hold for a temporary ban.
ooo-err, is there a fail-o-meter where we can see everyones infraction point totals? It may produce lol, and cure paranoia.
ANYHOO back on topic:
You know you’re playing too much half-life when your A-Level chemistry teacher starts discussing Mass Spectrometers, and you suddenly start scanning the room for suspicous yellow crystals. (I did this)
You know you’re playing too much Half-Life when you hear the word “resonance” and automatically think the world “cascade”, or vice versa.
… when you are sitting through a math class and see the integral symbol and think ‘crowbar!’ which leads you to think of the phrase “if Gordan Freeman crowbared the sh*t out of this term, it would result in becoming that term” (true story, le-sigh)
… when you think that Alyx is hotter than real life women.
when you think that if you hit a gas canister hard enough it will explode
I think if you hit a gas canister with a crowbar hard enough it will explode, since u know, hits create sparks and heat blabla…or maybe I’m just talking bullshit again (ODB will arrive soon and confirm: I’m talking bullshit 
)
potentially spontaneously bursting in flames might be a more probable outcome than an actual explosion.
…When a question on a forum about what to buy for 5 euros ends up in you having a conversation with someone about whether Blue Shift is better than Azure Sheep or not.
… When you make a mod out of it.
Oh wait…
when you think your friends are invincible from you and you shoot them
when you think you can carry more then 10 types of weapon on your back
when you try to charge your clothes
when you try to get achievements
when you see numbers when youre not supposed to when you think door is closed and you try to go into a room via airducts when you see a spider spam smg grenades in the hope the "babyheadcrab" wont hit you
when you think a giant squid is a tentacle
When I’m in Physics and I hear the word Isotope.
I smile, My teacher gets pissed off for no apparent reason.
^What?
His teacher is obviously a very evil person who wants to eliminate all smiles from humanity.
He’s probably building some kind of “frown ray”.
Oh gawd! HE’s EVUL!! I never knew how can you think about things like this xD
When you go to the beach and avoid stepping on the sand for fear that antlions will start coming up.