What would you have done if you saw a headcrab?

Half-Life Series
#41

I would force my fist into it!
Then it’d make host to my fist and I’ll be like “I should of considered another approach…”

#42

I would grab the nearest crowbar and beat it to death, continue beating it until it gibbs, then grab the headcrab gibbs and make the finest headcrab stew to serve to all my friends an neighbors.

#43

Wait, I thought that sometimes the host body still maintain consciousness after the headcrab assumes control of the body(that’s why they scream when on fire). Do you really want to be wandering around, slaughtering people, and not being able to do anything?

#44

I would pay a beer for it.

#45

Kleiner must have a hard time feeding Lamarr, First he has to find some meat of off humans or some animal which would be hard to find animals and if he gets it from other people there must me some questioning of his reason to have it. Then he was to hand feed it because it wouldn’t be able to feed itself.

#46

Lamarr eats watermelons.

#47

…But after listening to what the headcrab has to say, I would pick him up and carry him around and get into all sorts of shenanigans!

#48

Does anyone here know WHY Lamarr eats watermelons? Is it because they’re shaped like heads, taste preference, or something else?

#49

Because it’s a food. Animals eat food. Even fictional ones.

#50

Well no shit animals eat food. What I want to know is why WATERMELONS? Why not meat? Headcrabs feed on a human’s head until it gets to the brain, so why does Lamarr eat fruit?

#51

Headcrabs are obviously omnivores.

#52

Do you think if I held out a watermelon to a random headcrab, it would latch onto the melon first before latching onto me?

#53

Probably depends whether it was in a sweet or savoury mood.

#54

Or if it was real.

#55

@Ramirezoid, I rofled.

#56

I had a headcrab once. Oh, the things we did together…

wistful look

#57

Study it’s anatomy.

#58

I do that already, it’ll just get easier as I wouldn’t have to do jack shit.

#59

A challenger for avatars appears.

#60

i didn’t notice that 'till now LOL
I’d prolly hammer the fucker to death.

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