I want you guys to post what you would have done if you had seen a headcrab IRL.
This thread is kind of goofy but what the heck… 
I’d beat it to death with my crowbar.
That’s assuming I saw the news reports about a new mexican science lab being destroyed in a ‘terrorist attack’. If not, I’d beat it to death with the closest thing at hand. And run to the hardware store.
“Hey, can I have this crowbar for free?”
“What?!”
places crab on table
“There’s gonna be a whole lot more of these soon. Profits don’t matter anymore.”
Debeak it and name it Hedy Lamarr.
Fap.
Why not? let it rape my face and become one of zombie.
Or
Step it to death. Barricade my home, so any of these won’t get in anymore.
I would run into a corner and dance until the headcrab kills me.
Hell, Scientists do it, and they must know what they’re doing.
(Or not…)
I’d smash it with a hammer and board my home with a shotgun incase one of 'em face-raped my neighbor.
I’ll tell you what I wouldn’t do. So long as it doesn’t see me, I would not warn the next person to walk up to it! I want to see a live zombification! Besides, what’s easier to outrun? A headcrab, or a shuffling zombie? Actually, no. In all seriousness, I would write “Lambda Complex” on a sheet of computer paper and tape it to my door and stay there until I iron out entanglement.
I’d face rape the headcrab and watch it turn into a zombie headcrab!
I’d stomp it like a goomba!
100 Points!
So would i.
I’ll friend-kiss it then let it face-rape me
Drop a file cabinet on it, then get face raped by another one from behind.
I’d debeak it, put it on a leash and tie it to my mailbox. Let’s see those door-to-door sales assholes try knocking on my door at eight in the morning. Oh, and I’d also put up a “Beware Of Headcrab” sign on the mailbox, just in case the salesperson doesn’t have any common sense.
:awesome:
I’d listen to what it has to say.
I’d be quite interested actually.
“Why, just look at these peculiar markings…”
“Wouldn’t you like to get one of these blood samples under a microscope?”
“Why, just look at that…”
Well I’m glad you asked OP.
Well, I would probably shit my pants cuz it’s scary. Then I’d grab my trusty crowbar and crowbar it to death. Then sell it on ebay.
“These would make good lawn ornaments. I would bring it to a taxidermist and tell him that I found it while I was hunting and I don’t know what it is, but I think it’s some kind of rabbit”
Or trade it for old laptops.