What would you do if u saw a Combine?

Half-Life Series
#101

Depends bout what kind of combine it is, if it would be the “Elite Combine” I would “fake-hit” him because he has only 1 eye.

If it is the combine with 2 yellow eye’s would most probably pee on his head.

I would just ignore the normal kind of combine because they know that they have to fear me ever since I killed like 1000 of them in Half-life 2.

#102

I agree with that it would be AWESOME!! :awesome:

#103

Not to mention: since there’s no chance of beating 'em, join em. It’s win-win.

#104

I’d join them also. Don’t you get a little more luxury than the citizen such as: being allowed to talk to others?

#105

and you dont have to dream about cheese … they GIVE you cheese … and it doesnt stop there , if you’ve been a good combine and fill your beating quota for the day they throw in a piece of ham !!! :retard:

#106

Who needs money when you get payed with cheese AND ham :awesome:

#107

I’d be content with affixing the nourishment nozzle.

#108

Burn him and watch him dance.

#109

Stare at it. Take pictures and try to take it’s mask off, oh and take his gun/stunstick.

#110

while you’re at it - throw a can or two at him

#111

Start a long trek through city eventually leading to some gross canals and somehow ending up in some shitty prison only to return to the city and blow it up cause ima bamf.

#112

Yea… :smiley:

#113

Do as the freeman does, think; then act

#114

scanner:throw shit at it
metrocop :s teal its stunfucker and hit him and he’ed be all AHHHH
normal soldier: id be all :3 and he’ed be all :fffuuu: and BOOM!
elite: id be all :freeman: and he’ed be :fffuuu: AHHHHH!
hunter: id be all :smiley: and it would be all :fffuuu:
strider: i would be :retard: and it would be all :fffuuu:
breen: id be all :retard: he’ed be all :fffuuu:
advisor: id be all :retard: and he’ed be :fffuuu:

#115

I lol’d.

#116

O I SEE WUT U DID THAR

#117

Put him, in the trash can.

#118

Pull a “Casino Royale” and drown him in the nearest sink.

Or even better, take a crowbar, use it to bring his face close to mine, and then point blank shoot with a magnum.

#119

tell him to catch me later and i’ll buy him a beer

#120

Barney will get angry, you owe him one.

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