What would you do if u saw a Combine?

Half-Life Series
#1

What would u do? I would run away :slight_smile:

#2

comine what? a metro cop? soldier? strider? advisor? The combine sorta includes every damn thing that you fight against in HL2.

I’d take out a security guard, no problem. Just be like “fuck you with a big ass sword that I have lying around and take your damn stunstick” and then I’d post a sticky not that said “Fremun wuz heer” to throw off the investigation.

#3

uhh, probably hide.

#4

I’d lazor it until there is nothing left.

#5

I’d cut down on the weed.

#6

I’d be like “FFFF, DON’T HURT ME!” and then join Civil Protection.

#7

this

#8

Yeah, probably join the CP’s. They get real food and sex. What else does a man need? :smiley:

#9

Metrocop: Steal his helmet.
Soldier: Steal his helmet.
Elite: Steal his helmet and his robot components and crap.
Stalker: Knock it over, steal it’s lasers.
Chopper/Dropship/Gunner: Look up in amazement. Shit brix.
Hunter: Run like the dickens.
Strider: Climb its legs and write on it.
Weaponry: take it.

#10

I would just keep walking trying to look unimportant. Hopefully it would just walk right by. This would apply only to the metrocop and soldier. All the others would cause me to run faster than I ever have before.

#11

Harvest me some crops.

#12

This

I laughed the more I read it.

I like the Hunter one most.

#13

In general, shoot it.
During the Seven Hour war- Before freeman arrives in City 17, try to ignore it and not get killed.

#14

I’d pick up the fucking can!

#15

Grab my shotgun and find the nearest Lambda.

#16

this

#17

Well, if it was a just another metrocop, then I would try to follow it until it’s just me and the metrocop and then take it out as quietly as possible. Then I’d steal it’s suit, equipment and helmet, and then gather everyone I know who has played Half-Life 2, and then run off into country and hope it isn’t mating season for the antlions.
Then proceed to become Gordon Freeman incarnate and never speak again.
:freeman:

#18

Shotgun to the face, followed by playing with it’s ragdoll by hitting it with a crowbar.

#19

I’d cry

#20

I’d go all carmogeddon on their combine asses, Bonus points for the advisor!!

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