If i am a girl i would have sex with him.(if he is metro cop)
If i am male i would try to sneak on his back and neck break him.
I’d Fong them…
Think it’s one of those kids with their crazy gas masks on they bought off ebay.
then some random onlooker will report you to the police, and you’ll be sentenced for murdering a cosplayer!
Close the game, get the REAL blackmesa, then hope and prey.
Don’t taze me bro!
But really: I’d grab the nearest Trusty Hardware and beat the crap out of it.
And then RUN.
RUN TO THE HILLS.
can we get this merged with the 'what would you do if u saw a headcarb" thread? I have some relevant questions such as “what would u do if u saw Gordan” and “what would u do if u saw G-man” and I think it would be better to have one giant “what would u do” megathread than a million threads with similar topics.
What would you do if u saw a What would u do if u saw
megathread?
What would you do if you saw a klondike bar?
I’d pull out a crowbar from my ass and turn his brain into apple sauce
I’d probably sign up to be a metrocop and hope I don’t get surgically rearranged.
Haven’t you heard? Spinal rearrangement is all the rage!
I’d probably go to the nearest McDonald and order a Big Mac because I would be hungry because I would probably high and hallucinating them because they don’t exist.
I’d STOP OPENING THESE SHIT THREAD WHY DO PEOPLE MAKE SUCH SHIT THREADS
DON’T MAKE ME OPEN A THREAD “What would you do when you saw Eric Fong”
ME WANT!
For a Metrocop I would think about what I should do, then would probably just keep walking.
Eric Fong, I would probably jump on his back and shout cowboy type things.
If I saw a Combine… and the supression field was down… I would realize that it was an excellent time for procreation. Then I would find Aze’s siggy girl and start doing my part for the revitalization of the species… :jizz:
Try to keep walking and not drawing attention, but in all honesty, id prolly get kidnapped or shot.