What would you do if u saw a Combine?

Half-Life Series
#41

Good thinking there boy!

#42

Well… if I ran into a combine soldier (who was invading earth), I would do what many Americans would do in my position…

Tell him… “Say hello to my little friend!!!”

(fyi… it’s me wearing kevlar/ceramic body armor with my trusty Springfield M1A (M-14) SOCOM chambered in .308 winchester.

#43

That flower lamp just gives you such a bad-ass feeling too doesn’t it?

#44

Scanner: Hurl whatever I could at it

Civil Protection: Go with them quietly and find out how I can apply

Overwatch: Surrender immediately and see if I can get away with peaceful citizenship or Civil Protection application

Strider, Gunship or other synth: piss-bolt for cover and cower till it leaves, and if faced with certain death charge at it in full battle frenzy.

#45

Wake up and drink a glass of orange juice.

#46

[COLOR=‘Blue’]I took my crowbar and gave it a hell before my life q chegace to 0 rsrsrsr.
ho battle crowbar vs gun rsrsrs

#47

UNBELIEVER!

#48

Throw a can at him.

#49

I’d get to highly protected places by throwing a can @ their face, and after they’d chase me a bit, I’d run past the spot he was guarding :slight_smile: And then I’d say “Hey, catch me later and I’ll buy you a beer” :expressionless:

If I’d see Breen, I would shake his hand and thank him for all the good he’s done, and then spit on him :S

#50

This. :3

#51

Oh fong, you really are the only reason I still visit this place. :slight_smile:

#52

:smiley: And then i will rape you, if you are girl XD

#53

I would yell out…“Look it’s a Homo sapiens combinus! Fascinating…8)”

#54

I would put a bullet in it’s brain-pan.

SQUISH.

#55

i would kill it with my crowbar! :freeman:

#56

Do you ever look at a thread and think to yourself “Why is this allowed to exist? What kind of God would allow a thread like this to happen on this earth?”

#57

A few times.

#58

I would probably duck and take cover then when he is reloading, I would tackle him and kill him. Then I would steal his armor and his weapons than take his place in CP. Afterwards I would slowly assassinate every CP officer and eventually move on to Overwatch. Then after I eliminated Overwatch I would sneak into the Citadel and plant explosives all over the place then watch it burn. And then I would wake up and drink a cup of coffee. Then I would go to work and encounter a CP. Then I would probably duck and take cover then when he is reloading, I would tackle him and kill him…

#59

Oh good, I was looking for a new sig.

#60

If I saw a Citadel teleporting into a city’s downtown area, I’d be like :fffuuu:

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