What would you do if u saw a Combine?

Half-Life Series
#121

it’s the other way around , and we’re even sense barney gave me back me crowbar that i left in balck meas

#122

Probably, if it’s a Soilder, i would pick up a crowbar and kill him. If it’s an advisor I would run away. If its a Hunter, run away. Strider, run away.

#123

Buy a can, open it, drink it, and throw it at his feet.

#124

OR alien grunts or vortigaunt slaves or combine sniper/assasins.
Yea, I’d prolly join the CP and eventually become a soldier. If I was in the half life world, I would not want to be myself. The fucking crabs turn you into zombies!

#125
#126

Haven’t you ever heard of a Soilder?

#127

Kudos to Eric, ni-hao tongzhi.
Either he’s getting better or we’ve found a new level of poor English, so poor that it needs to be corrected by Fong.

#128

I would jizz in my pants

#129

I’d call dog for help (?)

#130

Spycam: Take a Picture!
Manhack: Hit it with a bat, and use it as an industrial fan
Metrocop: Pick up that can!
Soldier: RUN HIM OVER!
Elite: Run rapidly to his left, for his one eye cannot see left or right
Carrier Gunship: Shoot it until it goes away
Helicopter: Kick it in the nads!
Helicopter Gunship: Pick up convenient rocket and shoot it
Strider: Adopt it and call it Benny!
Hunter: Throw a rock at it, for a rock will kill what over 1000 bullets will not!
Adviser: Ask it to crush my Trash

I am being enviromentally conscious :what:

#131

Metrocop: Kick the shit out of him and steal the stunstick
Soldier: Stick the stunstick up in his ass and take the guns, etc, that it carries
Elite: Shoot it
Advisor: Shoot it
Hunter: Shoot it
Strider: Shoot it
Dr.Breen: Ask him "Only thing, our “benefactors” have made, was create a fucking huge stunstick, that is used to shove them up peoples asses.
Other: Shoot 'em all.

Now i ask you! a question. What would you do, if you met Alyx in real life??

#132

Any combine? Wake up…

#133

Spycam: Rape it.
Manhack: Rape it.
Metrocop: Rape it.
Soldier: Rape it.
Elite: Rape it.
Carrier Gunship: Rape it.
Helicopter: Rape it.
Helicopter Gunship: Rape it.
Strider: Adopt it and call it Jerry! Then rape it.
Hunter: Rape it.
Adviser: Rape it.

#134

Were you abused as a child?

#135

that reminds me of that other guy on the forums that’s trying to rape the world … whats-his-name … oh ya - Assassin

#136

Most likely.

#137

I’m a coward so I would jump into a trashcan and wait any fight out.

#138

I’d become one of the cops and work on the inside to bring it down.

#139

I’d be driving by a farm.

#140

I wanna take some pics with strider

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