What would you do if u saw a Combine?

Half-Life Series
#141

oh ho ho ho! I see what you did there.:slight_smile:

#142

First i would be likeā€¦

and then likeā€¦

#143

Everything besides Advisor: Take picture.

Advisor: Stab it.

#144

Grovel and then ask where the nearest recruiting center is. If it was a synth, cower, run, and if found throw a rock at it to go down fighting.As a plus, the reaction of anybody who witnessed a lone human throwing a rock at a Hunter/Strider/Gunship would be priceless.

#145

Steal his suit.

#146

Swear off the Damn Mushrooms forever, No Matter HOW many mario tries to sell me.

#147

Iā€™d grab a crowbar.

#148

3 words-Rocket Propelled Grenade

#149

iā€™d wonder what the hell iā€™m doing on a farm.

#150

only if you can get to it before it uses telekenesis on you. once it does ur fucked

#151

It depends. If he/it was carrying a weapon Iā€™d stay on the safe side and run like hell. If he wasnā€™t, I would run up and punch him. If he yelled ā€œYou son of a bitch!ā€ in a muffled human voice, then all would be well and Iā€™d go play hl2. :retard:

#152

Iā€™d calmly walk away.

ā€¦then shoot him.

#153

ā€¦stop drinking

#154

If itā€™s a CP, Iā€™d stick his stun baton up his arse.

#155

first i would be like ā€˜oh god weā€™re fuckedā€™ then id go and act as if it were a zombie apocalypse. better yet a war, cuz thats what would happen. that reminds me, i need to clean the shotguns.

#156

Another thing I would do if I saw a Combine Solider would be to walk with him to the Valve HQ and tell them to finish Episode 3 already!

#157

what I would do? Well 1st: search somewhere to join CP, 2nd try to turn into a soldier, 3 try to go to elite, 4 betray the administrator and kill him, 5 be the administrator by lying saying: I was protecting him from Gordan Freeman but he knockā€™d me off and shotā€™d him, heā€™s last words were: you will be the next administrator, 6 Rule tha world? nah I preffear rule only a city after looking what happened to city 17 with the rebelz. :stuck_out_tongue:

Also if all this crap fails thereā€™s an alternative way: 1 join CP, 2 turn into soldier, 3 Die in war against Freeman; It would be an honor fight for the combineā€¦ :slight_smile:

#158

Win

#159

I would either pick up the nearest soda can and throw it at his head,
Join CP so I could get a stunstick,
or Just sit there and scream, ā€œWHY DO YOU HATE HUMENS!?ā€ and make this face: D=<

#160

Or even better, take a crowbar, use it to bring his face close to mine, and then point blank shoot with a magnum.
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Why not just bust his face up with the crowbar? Itā€™s awesome to see.

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