What would you do if u saw a Combine?

Half-Life Series
#81

be shot

bleed

die

#82

^ :fffuuu:

#83

Kill it, Join CP, Kill more CP, Leave CP , Join Resistance , Kill Gordon Freeman , Leave the HL2 Universe, Work at valve, Stop Half life from being created to be an evil bastard.:evil:

#84

Go into hiding for twenty years.
Don a beard.
Make my eyesight terrible so I have to wear glasses.
Don a suit.
Befriend a scientist and a black man with a peg leg who has a hot daughter.
Get a crowbar.
Kill anything that doesn’t look of this world.

#85

You forgot “get into MIT.” might be a bit harder.

#86

and you forgot “Be abducted by a strange person who has powers over time and space along with having a snappy fashion sense!”

#87

I would attempt to tame and befriend a strider and make it my pet.
and his name shall be Desmond.

Failing that, I would make a dive for a rocket Launcher.

#88

Don’t forget to have unlimited pocket space.

#89

I would kill it, and try to match the tone of its beep on my piano.

#90

I’d go get a tailored suit, carry a briefcase and straighten my tie at awkward moments.

I could walk around like I was bulletproof, until someone proves I’m not. Oh well, had to try.

#91

i’d hit the CP with a brick and then when a scanner comes around to investigate i’ll trap it and use it as a futuristic iPod

#92

I’d tell him the Covenant got here before him.

#93

Rip em’ a new hole for every time they’ve ripped a hole in our dimension. Bastards.D :smiley: ::rage:

#94

I’ll ride the strider to Five Guys(TEH BESTEST BRGR PLAYSE EVAR!!)

#95

i would ask it if it was a ninja https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1ey8EnVSiA then i would proceed to crouch walk away like a ninja.

#96

If a combine soldier came to my house, my likely reaction would be:

“Come in, come in, let us feed and bathe you.”

#97

I would threaten to report them to Dr Breen then spit on them.

…ask for my gravestone to be glittered.

#98

i would run into the middle of the street turn my radio on and put on the street and start dancin while every1 else is ding becaus of thier ideas, then i realise life is not a computer game and i must not die, and FLEEEEEEEEE, GORDON HELP MEH

#99

Tell him “Pick up your own damn can!”

#100

ask for the address of the nearest recruiting center - - bionic implants? FUCK YEAH!

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