So I got Wolfenstien: The New Order
Well…it’s definitely fun, gameplay wise. I’m having an absolute blast with it. The guns feel perfectly balanced, and the stealth feels rather rewarding when you manage to get through the bits without being spotted. The plot is fun and interesting, including the little pieces you can learn about the 14 years you spent comatose and the lore on the current nazi regime. The characters are fairly well done, with very nice voice acting and development. I like the tie ins to both other Wolfenstien games (both RTCW and that sad excuse of a reboot).
Now…for my complaints.
Facial animations are absolutely utter shite. They constantly look straight faced, or they have this weird grimace or their mouth open in shock. There’s no change, no matter what happens, and it kinda ruins the immersion for me. Blasko has this horrible monologue thing going on the entire time that just makes me feel foolish while I’m playing. He doesn’t ever talk to anyone but himself (no wonder he was in an asylum :p) unless it’s a cutscene of some sort. My final, and biggest complaint, is the textures…fucking mega textures really did the graphical quality no favors in my opinion. It looks like a reskinned Doom 3 usually, and while Doom 3 was nice when it came out (and looks wonderful when modded and/or on ultra quality still today) Wolfenstein did not improve much on the standards with the new engine. Also, I hated that damn download time and size.
All in all, I give it a 7.5/10
Mostly due to the texturing and animations not having improved in a decade or so.
Edit: also…seriously, I fucking hated that ending. In a good way. I hated it in a good way. Fucking feels.
