Things Left4Dead has taught us...

Technology and Gaming
#81
  1. Giant muscley people will inexplicably drop dead when nobody pays attention to them for 20 seconds.
#82
  1. Hoodie-wearing traceurs that become zombies will try to rape you.
#83
  1. Everyone can drive a Plane
#84
  1. Nobody wants to hear Elis’s jokes even though the players do so badly
  2. Zombies are sick and they throw up when you’re not noticed
  3. Zombies can smoke, climb, run, but can’t open doors
#85
  1. Press ESC to enter the menu
  2. The Console will close when you click something in the menu
  3. There’s always one chick with three other guys
#86

125.) The tank is actually Kaze after loosing a competition.

#87
  1. frying pans and wooden sporting equipment do more damage than pistols
#88
  1. Guitars can decapitate zombies
#89

128.) One of the most effected ways to kill the strongest zombie is to hit it with a tonfa.

(a nightstick if you don’t know)

#90
  1. Hitting an entire hoard of zombies repeatedly with a cricket bat will not break the bat.
#91

Forget it

#92
  1. Pistols have unlimited ammo
  2. Weapons never break
  3. There never was a plot in why the zombie apocolypes happened
  4. Zombies are attracted to high sounds, bio puke, and hate flashlights
  5. Humans can’t die from one shot to the head( Holy shit they’re tough to kill)
#93

135.) zombified dwarves will attempt to skullfuck you as they guide you to your doom.
136.) If you know how to play Counter-Strike, you know how to fire an SMG
137.) Mall guards stuck in an inner-city mall in a zombie apocalypse are pricks no matter how much American beer you get for them. (Dead Before Dawn)
138*) in the heat of battle, yes, Louis does look like one of them

#94
  1. A sign of the oncoming apocalypse is Still Alive being included in Juke Boxes.
#95

140.) ALWAYS take your 3000 dollar suit with you in a zombie apocalypse, and if someone else is wearing it, shoot them for amusement :smiley:

#96

:stuck_out_tongue:

Lol, Nick

#97
  1. Survivors always need a hand in order to stand back up
  2. Zombies always tend to attack the player like going around the AI and to the player
  3. Rochelle is very short
#98

142.) If a new infected is created that doesn’t have a name that ends with -er, people on forums and chat rooms everywhere will rage then give up on trying to get Valve to change it.

#99

TAAAANK-er

#100
  1. A guy name “Cluster Fuck” will most definitely be a mic spammer
  2. Too many children from 4-10 play Left4Dead
  3. Most children can be whiny little mouth pieces.
  4. If you’re advertising, players tend to start losing drastically

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