Things Left4Dead has taught us...

Technology and Gaming
#61

  1. You need two hands to hold a P220, but Desert Eagles are fine for holding with one hand.

  2. If you walk holding a P220 and/or Glock, your hands will not shift from left to right with your movement.

73 ) It’s impossible to consume painkillers if you’re on the floor, in pain.

  1. If you die, someone WILL re-animate your corpse and shove you in a toilet or locked room.

  2. Even if you drop your pistol to grab a melee weapon, you will still get it back magically should you fall down.

  3. If you get vomited on in a zombie apocolypse, make no attempt to wipe it off, it’ll mysteriously vanish within a few seconds.

  4. Screaming randomly in a zombie apocolypse will most likely get you shot.

78 ) No matter how long you smoke a cigarette, as long as you’re a 'nam veteran it will never run out and you will never need to exhale the smoke.

  1. In a zombie apocolypse, it helps if you’re Gordon Freeman, because crowbars will pwn any living (or dead) creature.
#62

:ninja:

#63
  1. Coach loves chocolate helicopters, but never gets to have chocolate.
  2. Zombies some how became much stronger on L4D 2
  3. Humans left behind Coach, Rochele, Nick, and Elis knowing they could have saved them. What assholes
  4. Running zombies seemed to be the same ones from “Dawn Of The Dead.”
#64

Lies.

#65
  1. Players have become more wimps than ever. They won’t play expert on Realism
  2. Players tend to shoot other players more than zombies and half the time that is what gets everone killed
  3. Zombies die instantly if you blow off their legs
  4. Francis reminds me a lot like Chuck Liddell The Ice Box Man from UFC
#66

91.) Whatever you do, don’t hate on Canada.

#67

92.) If you see 2 of the same pistol on the ground, one will magically turn into a glock.

#68

91.b) Unless you’re covered in tatoos and hate everything.

#69
  1. If a voice actor is too busy to record lines for a free DLC everyone will think he’s dead
  2. Valve missed a trick by not having lightsabers as a melee weapon (I’ve seen this come up a surprising number of times)
  3. People put heavy machine guns in exceedingly useless places
#70

96.) The adrenaline is really crack.

#71
  1. Giant chunks of concrete can be ripped out of any wooden roof, without leaving a hole.
#72

98 ) Super buffed zombies will suddenly lose all their ability to punch cars if they happen to be on a bridge.

#73

Or the middle of a rope bridge, on the second floor of a building or even on top of a tree.

#74

98*) FUCKING EMOTICONS[/SIZE] when you shoot a zombie in the chest with a shotgun, you’ll see that it’s heart, lungs, and diaphragm were never there.

98.b) Zombie intestines may randomly shoot into the air if the courpse is on the ground. They will then fade away.

  1. Apparently, the truck from dawn of the dead is also a helicopter according to Bill.
#75
  1. The army never leaves within 10 minutes, no matter how long you wait for them to leave.
#76

101*) steam can be funny

#77
  1. Your friends will occasionally be possessed by a spirit that causes him to go crazy and try to kill you, at least until you kick him.
#78
  1. you will find some linux files if you look into lef4dead\bin
#79
  1. In Soviet Russia, cigars smoke Bills
  2. In Soviet Russia, Humans eat zombie branz!!!
  3. Tanks die from nothing at certain times
  4. Humans can’t leave the chainsaws off when you pick them up.
  5. Humans can’t refill a chainsaw even with a gas can.
#80
  1. Melee weapons are better for tank than every pistol, shotgun, etc
    113)You always escape
    114)In Dead Center were gas cans. Who the fu*k give theese that cans? He should escape! :slight_smile:

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