Things Left4Dead has taught us...

Technology and Gaming
#1

Okay guys, this thread is like the “100 things HL has taught us”, except about Left 4 Dead (and/or Left 4 Dead 2) and it can have an unlimited number of valuable life lessons :retard: But please for the love of Gordon Freeman number them!It would be greatly appreciated! :wink:

1.) Taking weird needles and strange pills from anywhere is a good tip for survival.

2.) Closets can bring friends back to life! Keep them handy!

3.) If you fall down to the ground, you may be unable to revive your self by standing up.

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#2

4.) One year is too short a development cycle even if you’re valve.

#3

5.) Always give the black guy the pills.

#4
  1. a guitar will not smash like it will in movies
#5
  1. If a friend or relative dies, stay near any nearby closet. They’ll come back.
#6

8.) People will bitch about ANYTHING, no matter how awesome.

Also, JOIN DA PORTAL 2 BOYCOTT BITCHES!!!111!11!!!1!!!

#7

In case of zombie apocalypse, we will run out of chicks really fast, lay guns and ammo everywhere for strangers and live in a smokers free world.

#8

10.) If you’re playing co-op, make sure your teammates know how to aim, or they will kill you, over and over.

#9

If you went there as a kid, you’re probably going to die there as an adult.

#10

12.) Survivor bots are so fucking stupid they need pre-generated calculations to figure out how to walk and climb ladders. >_>

#11

13.) computer-controlled allies make terrible help in a zombie apocalypse
14.) No B****, or zombie for that matter, is safe from Chicago Ted
15.) In the Zombie Apocalypse, there will be gauntlet-style evac. areas with alarmed guard towers for no real reason.

#12

Ceda sucks no matter what they did.

#13

17.) boom

#14

Haha, I love that! NO zombie is safe from Chicago Ted! :lol:

#15

18.) Chicago Ted is more overused than Saxton Hale.

#16
  1. Unless you’re truly hardcore, humans glow.
#17
  1. Shoving people about to vomit always works.

Try it on your friends next time you’re out drinking! :awesome:
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#18
  1. an exploding gas tanker will not produce damaging shrapnel, an exploding Gas station, on the other hand, Will.
#19

22.) Waiting near the gate on the Swamp Fever finale is a bad idea.

#20

XXIII: Being drenched in vomit will make you attractive

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