fix’d
24.) 4 is a liar
25.) VALVe will take any group of bitchy boyscouts seriously
26.) There are always gas cans scattered around a mall for just such an occasion.
Dosette.) The charger masturbates all day long
28.) You can get large shipping containers onto the roof of a 50 story comm tower.
zombies hate it when you press buttons.
Zombies curb stomp you when you’re down.
I don’t deny that it is an awesome game, but i wish that it had spent more time in development. It could use more polish, I’m not complaining and I wouldn’t have cared if they had done no dlc at all. I think 2 years is really the shortest they should have spent. There are great ideas in the game and for the most part its a solid game but there are some areas where the rush really shows.
31.) It’s a bad thing to shoot crying half-naked girls.
32.) According to the passing’s tagline, nobody survives forever.
33.) You must fit one or more of these criteria to survive a zombie attack:
-Be an attractive female
-Be a crazy veteran
-Hate everything
-Be completely normal
34.) Bandages and pills fix damn near everything.
35.) Killing zombies is just like Counter Strike. Brush up!
- You will not get AIDS or any other disease from injecting yourself with a random needle.
- All they want to do is eat your brains. They’re not unreasonable, I mean noone’s gonna eat your eyes.
38 ) The Zoey bot will use pistols for the entire chapter and get very few kills but still has impressive accuracy when shooting helicopter pilots.
Hmmm…Jonathan Coulton Song?
39 you can see the outline of ur friends through any number of walls
40.) 39 is incorrect if your playing in hardcore mode.
41.) A girl zombie apocalypse survivor sounds like a dude.
must just be your localization…
42) in a zombie apocalypse, fat people explode when shot. try it! we dare ya!
they do that IRL too you know.
- In the event of any heavy rain, your immediate area will flood within minutes of the rain starting.
- If you smoke, you turn into an extremely tall zombie with an even longer tongue