Things Left4Dead has taught us...

You think patients wear normal clothes in hospitals? I have something to tell you kid.

wow you sure showed him

Why? what were you gonna show Doop? How to pick corn from Jack’s Ass?

Peh, Children

Reading back, I noticed that was a lot harsher than I wanted it to be. I meant it for to be like a joke and now I feel mean :frowning:

  1. Injecting yourself with Epinephrine will not make you dizzy, lightheaded, affect your balance, or affect your ability to aim and use a firearm. And it won’t affect your heart if you’re overweight either. Also, it wears off in about a minute…

All of my education… LIES!

  1. Zombies aren’t attracted to the loud racket of gunfire, but all be damned if you play some fucking music.

153.5) Except in the daytime (gunfire)

The military will only help the immune.

I take back about what I said then. Seeing what anger can do to ya :frowning: . lol

  1. No one knows of the survivor’s ages
  2. There are no little kids involved(Like always)
  3. There’s no double barrel shotguns

157 ) Xbox players lie about release dates (the lying toads told me the passing would be out today)
158 ) People determine the playability of female characters on appearance (even though you can’t normally see your own character anyway)

Edit: Kisuke Moto, I would stop double posting if I was you

  1. If a you meet a person named Rochelle, there is a 75% chance that she will suck. (For some reason teamkillers and generally bad players seem to be her.)

For various obvious reasons that somehow idiots can’t figure out on their own.

Ok, first off, that was part of joke. People ask me why they don’t have children in videos games. I know very well why they don’t put them in video games. So you didn’t have to be such an ass about it> :frowning:

  1. No fat people survive.
  2. Petrol explodes if someone spits on it.

Not directed at you unless you are one of those people petitioning to have children zombies in left 4 dead.

And how would you figure out I supposedly have no friends? Or is that just the best insult you could try to dish out? By the way you might want to work on your grammar, I could barely make out what you meant at first.

Pff, there are children in Bioshock that rip people’s heads off. I don’t see what the big deal is.

or maybe it’s because all the children are small and bite-sized

But you don’t asplode them with shotguns in bioshock.

It’s still using children in a sick manner in video games. God forbid anyone actually kill them in to the usual shower of blood, guts ‘n’ gibs.

And in the Aussie version of l4d2 you give kittens hugs. Only the kittens are zombies. And the hugs are bullets that magically make them disintegrate and cause no blood or gore.

EDIT; Dammit green.

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