BREAKING: starving yogi steals pic-a-nic basket
Well, he wouldn’t be starving if he didn’t need food or water, right?
:hmph:
huh? what’s wrong?
Just questioning the mans credibility 
Well, they DID observe him for 2 weeks. And in those weeks he didn’t eat, drink or go to the toilet…according to the article.
WATH? zOMBİEZ İN MAH WORLD???
No, not a zombie. A starving yogi.
Too late, i already ordered 100.000 crowbars :retard:
With those crowbars, you could build a biggass crowbar to take all the zombies down in one swing.
Even if he’s real, this yogi is nothing! Michael Eisner’s been dead for five years! Ted Turner’s just a hologram!
Odd how there are people willing to believe this. It’s physically impossible. Think of it as a machine, it must run on fuel from which it gains energy. Some want to believe that the machine could power itself but because of inefficiencies in the machine a steady supply of fuel must be at hand. In short, the idea of a human surviving on no food or water is the same principal as a perpetual motion machine. The laws of physics forbid it.
This guys body magically converts oxygen into food and water, that’s how he managed to survive.
So you ordered 100 crowbars?
Also, the man is photosynthetic.
I am calling this one a crap-fest.
Sorry folks, but this just doesn’t make sense. Not sure of the motive here, but I agree that a few peer reviews would be helpful…
You’re right! :fffuuu:
the motive is for all dumb gullible people to starve to death
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