You don’t need to be sorry. Everyone already knows this is bullshit.
“Fucking magnets! How do they work?”
Well, it’s all due to electron spins. If it spins in one direction…
…and that would create a ferromagnetic object.
“Fuck you, scientist, lyin’ and pissin’ me off!”
In that case I support Mr. Starving Yogi.
Hahhahaha… LOL
^this.