If you could have Portal Gun, what would you do with it?

I would place one Portal on a rocket that got shoot into space and the other one direct under Osama Bin Laden’s feet,so that all the fuckin’ Taliban-assholes would get pulled into the deep deep space and explode painfully because of the vacuum

Other possibilty:
One Portal in the bathroom and one in my room.

If I would have two Portalguns:
One Portal in the kitchen and one in my room.

a lot of kidnapping and rape thats for sure

The possibilities :awesome:

I would put the first portal in a cart the second in my house…
I would never need anything anymore when I need money one in a vault of a bank.

To get from my seat to fridge in no time.

This is likely only in the case of movement too rapid for the portals to accommodate. If portals were set indefinitely on one surface until there was any movement at all, the Earth’s rotation, if not many other things, would quickly delete it.

Another thought I had: What is the (shared) edge of the portals like? Would it be infinitely sharp? (that sounds stupid o-o) If the colored waves on the edges are somehow preventing actual contact, it’s feasible you could stand in it (like you do in the game.)

So moving and bending the surface on which the portal resides would actually destroy the portal itself?

I thought matter always vibrates unless the particles’ temperature is absolute zero, e.g. in a perfect vacuum, definately NOT in the test chambers…

one portal on my dick and the other portal on your mouth

also portals in source aren’t movable (at least in P1) but in real life they would be more like this

Also, I was under the impression that we were doing a gedankenexperiment.

But still a good post.
(Bscly Latent homosexuality + acting tough never fail)

I didn’t mean yours specifically, more like any person reading my post.

:fffuuu: OMG

:fffuuu: OMG

:fffuuu: + He added buttcheeks

:wink:

Where was I, ah yes: Sorry, for misunderstanding you then Sersoft.
I WOULD suck your dick though. You are a Canadian + Easter European. Epic.

brilliant

To be honest I think there was an Aperture-like company that made the portal gun, but it went locked out, away from community because of the possibility of getting an infinite source of power!

New conspiracy anyone?

A: Why would the technology be locked away from the community? Were they bought out by an oil company or something?

B: SOMEONE would have leaked the info. Nothing stays classified for long in the days of the internet.

And teh plut of teh intrenet tihkens :retard:

I wonder why an oil company would need a lab for portal testing… unless… :fffuuu: they are experimenting on how to get oil outa the gulf of mexico.

A:

How could you pay for power if you had an infinite source of it?

B: Do you think everything can be leaked?

If I had A portal Gun or any device at all which I could use to benefit all mankind I wouldn’t use it for them only for myself. If I did use it to benefit them. I would Wait Till The entire System is chained to whatever it is I own that they depend upon and then remove it. Just to prove a point.
But it’d be for me myself and I. Because I know its not worth the Hassle And all that other happy crappy stuff.

Besides I know the Truth, Infinite resource generator and infinite energy doesn’t solve war it never will. People Still hate each other whether or not the 2 exist and are working. Want a solution to war Kill off every sentient being in all Fucking existence (If only temporarily). And just keep the cycle going again.

i would do that in a room where ive vacumed all the air out, so gravity would increase the magnet speed to infinite= infinite energy

Actually I was referencing how oil companies buy out green technology and discontinue it to keep themselves in business.

But now’s not the time for conspiracy theories now, is it?

My point exactly

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