If you could have Portal Gun, what would you do with it?

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#41

If I could portal pillows I would hump myself

#42

You don’t really believe that’s how the international date line works, right?

#43

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#44

Resonance Cascade Scenario C
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#45

the two portals have the same exact size. so that scenario is impossible.

#46

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#47

It would be, if they were perfectly round, but they’re actually oval in shape.

The portal appears to be stuck in itself, knotted into a strange multi-dimensional wreath.

The ACCRETION RATE is at a dangerous level, but the degree of fractaline matter replication is in check due to the self-knotting structure.

If any pressure was applied to the windows, it would likely force a critical reaction. This is to be avoided.

whoops.

#48

They’re ovals o-o

#49

Portal 1: Bottom of Pacific Ocean on flat rockbed of some sort.

portal 2: On tall durable structure upright(not flat, derp) on enemy territory(or just a large dry desert), and wait a few months for it to soak in. ba-dum tshhh!

The results would be very interesting.

…although the portal would prolly get clogged with a dumb giant squid lurking around in the deep dark bottom of the pacific.

#50

You can’t move portals. As soon as you change their position they go away.

#51

I want to fuck myself in the ass with it.

#52

I would firstly see if theres a range limit. (other side of the planet?)
Then i would see if its possible to forcibly increase the size of the portal with a long object that expands in diameter (kind of like a vice, except oval and it expands from the center)

I would then see if theres a timelimit (put one up on 2 seperate sides of a wall for a few months or even years.).

I would regularly test if the portal is still safe by making some animal run through it. Cat maybe?

Another problem. Can you even turn it off? It could get you into some serious shit if someone found out you had a means of instant transportation.

Once i found the limits of the portals, i would then exploit the portals as much as i possibly could. Hell i would even play tricks on people with it.

#53

Would this not just replicate an endless amount of tables (maybe with blue ovals on them) out of the table with a blue oval?

I had a similar idea.

Throw portal 1. on an oval surface bend the surface into a sphere or a bowl and throw shit into portal 2. . What happens then? Will the original item be different leaving portal 1. ? Will it get ripped into atoms?

#54

^
:meh:

#55

no shit sherlock.

I was talking that in the image, one portal is considerably smaller than the other one, while they are the same size in the game.

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#56

The blue table would come out of itself the farther you put it in, and eventually bump into the right inside part of the orange portal, thus making full insertion impossible. This would also have a recursion aspect with each blue portal on the tables also bumping into orange portal sides.

#57

How is it impossible? :brow:
Here’s a diagram, explain to me how the two portals having the exact same size prevents them from entering each other?

#58

read two posts above yours ffs

#59

This.

#60

I know…

My post was tongue in cheek :wink:

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