If you could have Portal Gun, what would you do with it?

Half-Life Series
#21

^this

anyway: I’d come into peoples houses and tell them their window is open!

Then I’ll be Open window-man![/SIZE]

#22

As an electrical engineering major I can appreciate this.

GENIUS! :retard:

#23

Oh god the government will murder* you for doing that!

*blow up your portal gun and ban your opportunity to own magnets![/SIZE]

#24

I would use the portal as a shower curtain
(C’mon, how come I’m the first one to come up with that idea)

#25

Bought mine 2 weeks ago

#26

I have never heard that perpetual motion machine idea.

Now I’m fascinated by its potential to violate the law of conservation of energy. There must be some reason why it can’t work.

Come to think of it, wouldn’t it make more sense that there were actually ZERO gravity in the portals arranged like that? Because when an object is above the ground floor, the lower portal is cutting a intra-dimensional hole to the upper portal, which is directly above the lower portal.

So, although there is space and air there, there’s no Earth to produce any gravity. So an object would just sit there.

#27

You broke my portal gun :[

#28

I’ll take that as a compliment. :rolleyes:

#29

Problem Hydroelectricity Corporations?

#30

#31

We have those already. They’re called water mills ( I think )

#32

Smash it.

#33

I would use it to extend USB cables beyond their ultimate physical limit of 5 meters

#34

That’s inefficient, needs more wheel.

Edit:
Also I would place the portals opposite each other with a small gap between them, then glue a pencil to its self, followed by removing the portals/walking through a emancipation grid.

#35

STEP 1: Buy advanced knee replacements

STEP 2: Run at 50 mph

STEP 3: Get your portal gun

STEP 4: Impress your friends by showing your ability to fly thousands of feet in the air with no injuries

STEP 5: Laugh maniacally when they break their legs trying to mimic you.

#36

I admit if I got a portal gun I would buy a cosco warehouse and recreate all the test chambers

#37

When you get a portal gun, it should include AKR (I just made up that acronym)

  1. Buy insurance

  2. Buy two portal guns

  3. Pop a portal at a hospital

  4. Pop two portal in your house

  5. Put a useless limb in there

  6. Pop a new portal

  7. Get through the portal to the hospital

  8. Receive insurance money for a lost limb and burn marks so powerful that some of the limb has been reduced to ground particles

  9. Waste all the money

  10. Do it again!

  11. Die!

#38

I’d use it for transportation between my new town and my old. So that way I can visit my buddies in seconds by walking through a wall and emerging three hours away.

#39

Dammit. I totally was gonna say this, but maybe do a 69 style with a bitch using the portals for more convenience.

Or place a portal in her room, possibly in her closet (somewhere hidden), and then the secondary portal in a same hidden place at my house and just hookup whenever.

And maybe a perptual energy generator, but pft, who needs those?

#40

I would shoot one on the floor and the other out into space.

The portal might take forever to actually hit something but once it does, it’ll either open a portal to a new world thousands of light years away, or somehow destroy the solar system by hitting a black hole or a star.

Or it could just hit a planet with no atmosphere and all the earth’s gasses etc would be sucked out into space.

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