If you could have Portal Gun, what would you do with it?

Half-Life Series
#81

Conflict is existential. Physical violence is not. Proof? Can you live without ever harming anything? Unlikely, but possible. Can you live without ever being in conflict? You can’t.

#82

But he know the Truth. With capital letter. Beware.

#83

infinite energy = more energy than there is in the whole universe --> making it possible to bring universe back into higher(former) stadium of energy which is basicly what it takes to travel back in time -->

kill grandfather
cause infinite chaos
cause universe to reverse expansion, so everything goes backwards(can one say this?)…
???
profit

the possibilities are infinite

#84

I think I smell google translator. Or lots of drugs.

#85

:fffuuu:

sorry, is it better now? that happens when i don´t think about what i´m trying say.(sadly not drug induced)
if it still does not make sense, please highlight “no sense parts”

(i wanted to make it short)

#86

Didn’t the game PREY do some portal stuff too?

#87

#88

v1.5

#89

those troll things are almost never funny in the least

#90

Guys, I think he’s mad.

Are you mad?

#91

Yup. Prey was an earlier use of the idea. It was a pretty damn good game- it’s setting was one of the wackiest and yet frightening settings in games. Complimented by it’s expansive arsenal of weaponry and great use of id Tech 4, it’s quite worth playing if you can find it. They used to sell it on Steam but I guess they ran out of keys.

#92

No complaints now.
I was referring more to the post above yours anyway :wink:

#93

If I had a Portal Gun I’d submerge it in liquid…partially…just to see what happens

#94

And that would be the last mistake you ever made.

#95

I have been pondering this matter thoroughly for some time now.
I’ve come to the conclusion that the only right thing to do with a Portal gun would be to shave my back…and maybe my ass.
Once this is dealt with then maybe we can tend to minor matters such as infinite energy production.

#96

I would give it to a mentally handicapped child just to see what would happen

#97

Scratching your own back would be awesome. Washing too.
I’m a sick fuck.

#98

Probably something involving lots of fecies, monkeys and the congress.

#99

Tried that. They looked at the operational end of the device. The results weren’t pretty.

#100

I’d both look into and touch the operational part of it!

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