It’s all Odessa Cubbage man, he’s the goddamn mastermind behind this whole web of lies and conspiracy. He’s the one that was seen talking to G-Man, most likely about how sexy he looked in that dress, but also about Gordon. He’s the fuckin’ employer. While you were blowing shit up with your dick at the lighthouse base, he was in the basement controlling the damn Gunships, guiding you as his puppet, man! He created those weirdass purple Vortigaunts out of cabbage and dried scabs so they could save you from the citadel that he, himself, built before you were fucking born!
Alyx, just one of his 45 half black/half Asian daughters he birthed just so he could always have eyes on Gordon. The other 44 being the assassins from Half-Life 1.
Eli, all Eli is was one of those crazy black reverent guys that points out the devils face in the 9/11 smoke. He made sure that he was killed by his pube crabs, A.K.A “Advisors”. Hah, more like advisors of his cock.
Kliener, that one pre-mature child of Einstein and Chare that escaped. Luckily, Cubbage has got him by the balls. How you might ask? Don’t worry about it.
G-Man, otherwise known as David Icke(Go ahead and Google that shit). He’s been his partner for years since Cubbage raped Breen in the ass. He uses his little man puppet to stalk that one asshole at MIT that made fun of his mustache between classes, GORDON FUCKING FREEMAN.
You don’t believe me? It’s all there man, you gotta read in between the lines, look in places you don’t wanna look, slap some infants around to get the GODDAMN truth!