Funniest Video Game Lines

“You’ve been wrong about every single thing you’ve ever done, including this thing. You’re not smart. You’re not a scientist. You’re not a doctor. You’re not even a full-time employee.” --GLaDOS

I literally had to pause the game for a few minutes until I stopped laughing.

Oh god, no Glados quotes please. :<

Why not, she’s awesome.

“Hey, Demon, the jerk store called, and they’re all out off you! Poor you! Stolen at the age of six, and scripted into the military! Buhu!” -Grunt

“We’ve managed to avoid drowning!”
-Raiden, MGS2

And then Cambell answers “Good work.”

I was like “Hey, tell us when you manage to avoid dying.”

“I hear it’s amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari-kari rock. I need scissors! 61!” – MGS2

“Youve improved... But its not hard to improve on garbage” -Cpt.Price

“Crowbars are for geeky video game characters.” -Anna Grímsdóttir: Splinter Cell Chaos Theory.

“He’s got the new Prince of Persia game. It’s gonna be game of the year.” - Random Guard: Splinter Cell Chaos Theory.

I laughed at that one because it was one of the biggest video game advertisement I’ve ever heard in a game by the same company.

It was made funnier by the fact they were talking about The Two Thrones, which ended up blowing ass.

Blowing ass? It got very, very good ratings (averaging in the 80s) and is a great puzzle action game.

And furthermore, how does the phrase “blowing ass” make any sense.

When giving the attack command:
“Everything in that general direction must die!”
-Eddie Riggs

Brutal Legend fucking rules!

My good sir, tell me with a straight face it was as good as the original or even Warrior Within. Sure, Two Thrones was good on its own, but it just wasn’t as good as the others. The Prince just came off as a pussy bitch, especially after his hardcore makeover in Warrior Within.

Luckily, Prince of Persio '08 broke the trend and, I believe, was the best in the series.:slight_smile:

imagine a butt,where you start to blow in.

when does grim say that? ive never heard her say it…

Battery level.
Right before this point in the game.

It’s when he needs to disable the nukes.

Okay, so it’s a part in Chaos Theory where he’s wearing goggles and shocking a guard. Great, that narrows it down to 99% of the game.

Look at the surrounding environment. I’m pretty sure there is only one part of the game with a concrete bunker with a missile launcher battery over looking the sea. :meh:

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