Funniest Video Game Lines

“Stop, don’t open that door!”
and this too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6XU12ywxjE
both from Resident Evil
And also this from Chaos Theory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lAKNpoC4hg&feature=related

When? I have messed with that toilet for about ten minutes and I have never heard that.

From the Phoenix Wright series:
Edgeworth: Please state your full name.
White: You wish to know the title of my personage?
Edgeworth: Er… your name?
White: Yes! That is what I said! Oh dear, do my locutions confuse?
Edgeworth: Name!

And later:
Edgeworth: Will the witness declare her name?
Oldbag: …Hmm? My, aren’t you a handsome fellow! I’m afraid I’m a bit flustered!
Edgeworth: Y-your name, please!
Oldbag: Oh, dearie! No need for you to be embarrassed! Just call me “grandma.”
Edgeworth: YOUR NAME, PLEASE!

But the funniest of the series by far:
Von Karma: Objection! Sustained!
Judge: Now look here–
Von Karma: SUSTAINED!

Yeah Phoenix Wright is great

Easy. Jack Black’s prayer to evil in the E3 demo of Brutal Legend.

“Dear evil messed-up demon powers of darkness and unimaginable evil. Please transport me off of this awesome corpse pile, for I am but a visitor to your strange world, which some would call hellish, but, I have to admit, is kind of badass. And full of gross leathery things in S&M-type wear. You know you guys really have style. That Battle Nun? I think she was hot, bro. Sorry about killing her, but you’re evil, right? So we’re cool. And by your good graces, uh oh, I meant evil, evil graces! Ah, son of a --”

Also, from Prince of Persia (which, as it turned out, was a HILARIOUS game… I knew they were going with a more light-hearted style, but it was a straight-up comedy):
PRINCE: I’ll go first. Buth ey, no staring at my ass. I’ve felt you looking.
ELIKA: I thought you’d lost your ass.
PRINCE: Donkey.
(Elika does indeed look at the Prince’s ass.)
PRINCE: …I can feel you looking.
ELIKA: Just climb the tower.

Is it from hl2:ep1 or ep2? “Evacuate city 17 at once… if not sooner!” To me this is like saying “Eat your peas right now! If not sooner!”

well duh?!

My fav’s from 4 dif games.

From Bad Dudes vs. DragonNinja

the classic;

From Zero Wing

of course these;

From Starcraft

And who could forget;

From Tiberian Sun

Cabal = AI badass.

It’s from ep1.

Is that from K.O.T.O.R. 2 ?

“THIS CAR IS AN EXTENSION OF MY DICK!”

  • Angered motorist in Scarface: The World is Yours

“Even a moron can destroy a building with a lot of explosives, don’t you want to be that moron.”

-Mission computer in Red Faction Guerrilla.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - hello - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!”

-Scientist in falling lift from Half Life 1

Argh, I can’t beleive I forgot Sheckley’s legendary reference to George W. in episode 2:

I think we misunderestimated!

haha! I did this once. Except for me he said “AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! Ah, Gordon Freeman.” BOOM

“Neurotoxin… (cough) so deadly… HAHAHAHAHA… kidding.
I could take a bath in this stuff, put it into cereal, rub it all over my eyes. Obviously, it’s not deadly at all… (low) TO MEEE!”
-GLaDOS

I roflmaobbq’d so hard in addition with some other GLaDOS lines in the final battle in Portal.

“Stupid horse! I’ll chop your head off!”
Ricardo Díaz after realizing he has lost money in a horse race; Grand Theft Auto Vice City.

UNABLE TO COMPLY > FAILURE TO COMPLY IMO

“I don’t understand, what do you think you’re doing?”

Corporal Collins, upon seeing agent JC Denton read a book - Deus Ex

“By the time time I noticed something was wrong, the entire city was infested with zombies!”
Kendo’s Gun Shop owner from Resident Evil 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4wH-bU-YVY

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