“Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?”
Arbitary
“Do you know who ate all the doughnuts?”
And of course, from that lovable chump Otis: “My mom is going to worry when I don’t make it home tonight…”
It’s even more rediculous when he’s the bald Otis… He looks like he’s 50 something…
Oblivion with guns my ass. More like Oblivion with guns and good voice acting.
Die fet… One hitted by mah uber-sword of doom …cher
I mean, seriously, who didn’t see this coming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX__swbUwag&fmt=18
You’re like a car crash in slow motion. It’s like I’m watching you fly through a windshield.
Not quite as good as the scout’s, but still pretty good:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwYu8LAmNvg&feature=related
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vptexno3Hc&feature=related
“Grabbin’ peelz”
APATHY IS DDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEAAATH
This is from Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory (which I recently bought from steam for approx. $12 AUD)
It goes something like;
Fisher: “So now I’m holding 50,000,000 bucks I think it’s time to talk about how much you pay me”
Lambert: “Hmmm, 25 cents and hour and not a penny more”
Fisher: “Deal”
Also from Chaos Theory:
Fisher (after grabbing NKorean soldier): “Don’t make a sound, or you’ll regret it”
N Korean: “Urrghh… What??”
Fisher: "SHUT UP! > 
"
“My teeth itch”-random guy from morrowind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8EsNN_yeSk
in high pitch voice"Yeah.“clean thoak"Yeah, i aware of that.”
“Retreat! We must abandon France to the French!” ~ English soldier from Age of Kings.
It’s made that much funnier by the fact Eddie just announced he was systematically killing everyone who made fun of him.
Darn, 3+ people have already used Psychonauts…
I have a special phone. I can hear people’s conversations, but I don’t listen to them becaue of my proffesional responsability.
lol
“sorry for the tight squeeze” H3
“I like to keep this for close encounters” Gaz - Call of Duty 4