100 things HL tought us

Half-Life Series
#61
  1. This thread sucks.
#62

86: no matter how hard a Half-Life community forum thread sucks, there is always a 100% chance that an even harder sucking individual will show up just to state THAT it sucks.

#63

hahahahaha true ; )

  1. barnacles eat you.
  2. Walking around with your fist out is normal, when holding nothing.
  3. Barney offers you many beers.
  4. Bodies explode when doors close on them.
  5. Gordan snobs everyone.
  6. Gordan keeps Aliens in his pants. hevsuit, whatever.
  7. Gman is a pedophile.
  8. Plants bleed.
#64
  1. Yellow boxes on the wall charge your bateries until 75%
  2. Your clothes have voices in them
  3. Spinning things mounted on cars shoot with LAZAHRZ!
  4. If you smack a man six times with a crowbar, they turn into a skull, random bits, and two hearts (EVERYTIME in my game :smiley: )

Also, the “Jalopy” IS a Dodge Charger. The lights are covered by that things that spin and reveal the headlights. :wink:

#65

Dude your numbers are ALL WRONG fix.

#66

Don’t forget, at one hundred this thread is finished :stuck_out_tongue:

#67
  1. Half-Life has nothing to do with anything
  2. Episode Three is a myth.
#68

…fail. try again.

#69

From number 99 on we should allow decimal entries as well :smiley:

#70
  1. Your mother.
#71

You guys failed epicly, just as I expected.

#72

Oh please…
100. You can kill everything and everyone on every range with a Magnum 357

#73

@sersoft: Oh yeah, then why don’t you go celebrate that with your real life friends?

95: No matter how hard individuals that only join a Half life community forum thread to state that they think it sucks are sucking, there are always other individuals that suck even harder - for instance THEY only join a thread to tell others they failed epicly.

btt:

96: The smaller a firearm is, the more accurate it is over long distances.
97: Energy weapons have the fattest recoil.
98: Chaos theory actually works - as do Murphy’s Laws
99: “Fighting Aliens” and “Government Coverups” are never in anyone’s job description. Curious.

continue with 99.1 grin

#74

100: You can kill anything in one-hit in the toes with a crossbow

If all the duplicate entries were removed, we’d still be at 30 or so

#75

I’m disappointed in a bunch of yuzz. :[

#76

:facepalm:

#77

Blame the ones who wasted like 10 items with already used material :stuck_out_tongue:

Oh… and also the person before had #100, I’m guessing it was edited.

#78

I swear, the Jalopy was just a Charger that was ripped apart and made chunkier.

#79

Forget it… I love this thread… how much we can get?
101. Bullsquids has an unlimited supply of acid

#80
  1. Threads such as this will never die, despite common sense regulations.

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