- People will always complain that threads like this never die.
“100 things HL tought us”: apparently not correct spelling or humour.
^Haha urite.
104 - 100 could of never lived upto anyones expectations.
105 - Every point after 100 is lame.
Hmm, the last dozen or so posts didn’t really have anything to do with this thread. Just because you number them doesn’t mean that they belong in this thread.
I’ll continue.
99.1 Being turned into a mindless zombie isn’t the worst fate that can befall you, you could turn into a mindless zombie who’s been reprogrammed to kill his former friends and loved ones.
Isn’t that what zombies always do?
99.2 - After saving your colleges and friends from an alien threat, vanishing for 20 years, and then coming back out of nowhere, your best friends will not question at all how you managed to stay the same exact age for the past 2 decades. Instead, they’ll insist that you fuck their daughter.
“What happens when the numbers run out???”
Somethings telling me this thread should be renamed to 10,000 things HL taught us.
That… was priceless.
99.3 - A basic tool used mostly for prying things apart, or for opening boxes nailed shut, also happens to be a handy tool for aiding in the degredation, and eventual collapse of an oppressive alien force on earth.
99.4 - Open wounds with ribs sprouting out will not be infected, unless you get shot in the head.
“My gawd you haven’t changed one iota! How do you do it?”
Said by Eli Vance when you first meet him in Half-Life 2.
huh, i thought i was the only one with that glitch.
stay at the side of one tight asian chick for about 48 continuous hours without banging her is possible
That’s just something you’d say to a reunited friend. If I saw my friend from 20 years ago looking the exact same as before, I’d shit my pants. I mean Eli, he grew a fucking gray beard and some hook-leg, that spells old.
ITS at 56 with out the duplicates and forum flaming.
57:no matter how many times you shoot a strange man with a blue sute he will not die.
58 :s hot guns can kill tanks.
I hate to tell you, but the entire design of the car was based off of the B-Body 1969 Dodge Charger.
Yeah yeah I got it.
Yah, I’m just gonna go on at 99.5…
99.5: Apparently, Gordon Frohman is NOT the Sausage king of Chicago!
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