100 things HL tought us

Half-Life Series
#41

Works for me.

  1. Yes, we all have to wear these ridiculous ties.
#42

  1. When you decimate an alien culture, their friends twenty years later won’t hold it against you. In fact, they’ll even become best friends!

  2. No matter how bad you screw up, you can solve all your problems by shooting them!

#43
  1. we must: HAIL THE BENEFACTOR!!!1
  2. alyx likes it up the ass
  3. Gordon Freeman is clearly gay, as he fails to respond to alyx’s advances.
  4. Instead of climbing over walls its important to use weights and a seesaw to walk up and over
  5. grenades+sheetmetal= rocket propelled gordon
#44
  1. Speak is spelt Speack
#45
  1. Wearing ridiculous ties is a necessary.
  2. Glocks are glued to a female assassins hand.
  3. Npcs cant climb.
  4. Giant four legged Testicles that shoot white condiment, exist.
  5. Spinning on two legs without moving them to look around, Is possible.[/SIZE]

^ ahhh redtarget… 68. Above, here ^

#46
  1. Helmet not included
#47
  1. Beating the shit out of a giant thick wooden box will make it eventually explode into a giant mist of splinters.
#48
  1. hallucinations on trains telling you to kill things are a completely natural part of being a 27 year old scientist
#49
  1. Kathulu is chickens that spit acid at you.
  2. Give an Alien a watermelon, and you have the best pet ever :3
  3. Aliens that try to rape you never make it (Mr. Friendly)
  4. Dharma sponcers everyone
  5. Any man in a blue suit has the power to fuck with your mind.
#50

Barney fucked with our minds?

And what happens when we reach #100 in this thread? Auto topic lock?

#51

Then it will go to 11

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#52

I hope you’re joking…

And as for #100, I think Mad Max should get the honor since he started this thread.

#53
  1. Being the administrator of the company responsible for the complete subjugation of the human race to a malevolent alien civilization isn’t cause for demotion, but rather a promotion.
#54

Hmm, always thought the gman’s suit was gray… But ok.

#55

Stop shitting up the thread by reiterating other people’s posts.

  1. The 1969 Dodge Charger is seventeen feet wide and thirty feet long.
  2. If you do anything heroic, 3rd graders will go on the internet and misspell your name.
#56

79: Never trust the military, the police, or any other government representative. Ever.
80: Scientists have the most sexy daughters.

#57

these should be deleted IMO

#58

Jst because it’s a muscle car doesn’t mean it’s a Dodge Charger. Look at the front bumper: It doesn’t have lights.

But the jalopy in EP2 does:

The middle is also not the same.

#59
  1. Carrying 12 weapons at all times is totally possible.
  2. Your body assimilates every ammo, battery and first aid kits the instant you touch them.
  3. You will never know who ate all the donuts.
  4. If you’re being used by a incredibly powerful interdimensional entity with unclear but nonetheless shady motifs, never tell anyone, not even those who can stop it and know of it’s existance.
#60

Agreed

Yes, he cloned himself.

Gordan:Wheres my beer.
Barney #678357:i don’t owe you a beer, 84739 owes you one.
Gordan:What?

See, Mindfuckery rite thar

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