100 things HL tought us

Half-Life Series
#21
  1. Don’t under-estimate the specimens you want to get under a microscope.
#22
  1. Impulse 101 will give you everything you want.
  2. Impulse 102 will make you puke your body parts.
#23
  1. Sometimes you’ll find yourself unable to move when using an elevator
#24

Mass effect surely?

#25

I’ve heard of that :stuck_out_tongue:

  1. You can’t see your reflection…ever!
#26
  1. You can make footsteps without feet.
#27
  1. when you never say a word to a pretty girl, even though she’s talking to you, she’ll still be attracted to you
#28

If only that were true…

#29
  1. With enough training, and the proper equipment, you can climb a ladder using your penis.
#30

  1. Soldiers will shoot at you for no reason unless you are in a very dark room. In that case they will knock you down and put you into a garbage compressor. They will take all you weapons but throw a crowbar down to you.

  2. Your pocket can hold as many weapons you can put in them.

#31
  1. You can run without ever being tired.
#32

  1. Flashlights run on oxygen from your lungs.

  2. Eating bits of unidentified goop from dead alien grubs is a good idea.

#33

  1. You can become a hero of the human race without speaking a word and shooting a bunch of guys.

  2. Most Top-Secret labs in New Mexico do not carry mirrors.

  3. Never trust Rod Serling- I mean, mysterious guys in dark suits.

#34
  1. Using a microwave oven is hard work, even for a scientist.
#35

  1. How to quell such naysayers.

  2. That gravity is unnecessary.

#36
  1. Highly-trained marines will run headlong into visible laser tripmines.
#37
  1. people with speech impediments own the world. (gman)
#38
  1. Climbing down ladders is an impossible feat, unless you are twenty years in the future.
  2. Getting off ladders twenty years in the future is extremely hard. The ladders have developed a natural sticking ablity.
#39

Got a thing for ladders ehh?

#40

They were both related, so why not post em’?

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