- And a race of Spandex-Wearing Slugs
- And have plenty of room to swing a crowbar in.
- Shh…you don’t need to say anything. It ruins the moment.
- That the true purpose of Black Mesa was its extensive security guard + scientist cloning program.
- The US military is composed entirely of men blessed with the intellectual capacity of an autistic slug.
- Radios used by the US military personnel MUST be yelled into and every word MUST be enunciated individually regardless of context.
- US military never use callsigns when operating hand held radios.
- The best way of wiping out enemy snipers is to chuck a grenade at them and watch them do nothing to prevent their own deaths.
- You can shoot a gun. No exceptions.
- Wearing unbreakable glasses will prevent headcrabs from eating your head.
- A sniper is actually some form of dark with a blue laser beam.
- Weapon Jammings and Wear and Tear are a thing of the past
- Don’t place an explosive barrel where your friends may fall onto (learned that the hard way playing Half-Life 2 yesterday when I accidentally killed the guy who’s in the room that fills with manhacks)
- You can levitate in the air by standing on a can of paint. (fly glitch)
- If you want to zoom in on something, you just have to think about it.
- Don’t drop supply crates on your friends, even if it’s only a foot in the air. Killed a medic with full health this way. :fffuuu:
- If you have a wide arsenal including several automatic weapons and various lazor guns that can instapwn anything, you should take the time to build nuts-on accuracy with a revolver and a crossbow, while keeping your aim with almost everything else so horrible that after twenty feet you might as well just be throwing poo at your target.
191.It’s possible to fire two shells at once from a one barreled shotgun.
191.2. If you have a shotgun capable of shooting either pump action or semiautomatic, use the pump mode, no matter how desperate the situation.
you needed half life to teach you that?
- beer bottles don’t actually hurt when you throw them at the heads of fellow citizens.
Sadly the Combine seem quite adept with the automatic feed, leaving you a bleeding wreck after Entanglement.
- your super-powerful enemies will send wave after wave of cannon fodder foot soldiers after you no matter how much of an individual you are.