if we are lucky we can count to 5
Wait: 1… 2… 3… 4… … M?
1… 2… 5!
1… 2… this is too hard
Three I-Can’t-Count Jokes. Yay!
why stop now!
1…2…7…56…198 billion.
IM SO CLEVER
- All metal grates and bars are actually cardboard tubes wrapped in tinfoil
For some reason i lmao’ed on your avatar :retard: 
:’(
Count to 100? it is easy.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16…(after 1 min 40 second)… 100, done!
1… 2… 3… ??? 100!
That boxes broken with crowbars more often produce ammunition or health dispensers.
160: That water bottles are made out of steel.
161: That government agents are made out of steel.
162: orange hazard-suit clad scientists have balls of steels, unless they have helmets.
163: That glass is made out of steel, unless VALVe doesn’t want it to be.
- Empty sub-machinegun magazines dissolve inside the gun
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That a 1mx1mx1m crate is a complete waste of space and wood regarding the fact that it either has a hand held object inside or is completely empty (in which case why not just designate a huge storage area for that?)
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When cadboard boxes are hit with a crowbar, they break off into wooden pieces.
- shoot first see who ya shot later
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Despite you are wearing a multi million dollar suit, they couldn’t afford to fit an earpiece to allow people to communicate to you from distances larger than 10 meters
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Weight does not come into the equation when carrying large amounts of weapons and ammo, only practicality
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Kicking people in the crotch always sounds like a good idea, but it just never happens
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Radiation Suits allow you to reload weapons faster
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Explosive barrels make good cover (according to the Combine).
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Million-dollar suits imbue the wearer with telepathic communication abilities.
- abandoned vent shafts are really clean and easy to crawl through.