100 things HL tought us

Half-Life Series
#181
  1. When scientists say “We have complete confidence in you” They really mean
    “You’’ cause a resonance cascade, won’t you, you idiot”
#182
  1. Grunts wear gas masks for no reason at all.
  2. The vest of a security guard is useless, but the helmet is bulletproof.
#183
  1. when you find a closed door, instead of breaking it with your shotgun, you will take the longest way only to open it from the other side.
#184

That using a crowbar is science!

#185
  1. MIT also teaches you how to be a professional at killing zombies and aliens with any kind of weapon… Even the unreleased prototypes…

“What is this thing, some kind of weapon?:expressionless:
Put that down! It’s a prototype!D:
Explosion
Haha oh man! Why aren’t we using this thing? :smiley:
It’s much too unpredictable, dont let it overcharge!:rage:
What do you mean overchar…:retard:
Big Explosion”

#186
  1. Being a mute, psychopathic nutcase with an arsenal that would put a small army to shame is the best way to pick up chicks.
#187
  1. Black Mesa only employs men
#188
  1. This December you’re all fucked. I’m joining Civil Protection so I’ll be fine.
#189
  1. Your arch enemies is a big floating baby and an old guy.
#190

144a. Don’t forget me! I’m gonna lay low for 20 years and pop a cap in your ass, you CP race-abandoner.
And by ass I mean face. With an Mp5/M203 combo modified to use Mp7 clips and grenades.

#191
  1. you can destroy anything in the world wit ha crowbar and a pistol.
#192
  1. Gravity exists only for you to rape it’s stupid ass with a gun
#193
  1. You can (almost) never die if you shout Buddha!
#194

Oh man, I love that comic! Especially the letters to Dr. Been :lol:

#195

Hey, I’ll switch back to humanity when Freeman arrives. No use living like shit until then though.

#196
  1. If an alien invasion starts, the first thing you must do is to get a crowbar.
  2. Violence is the answer. (At least fictional violence)
#197
  1. No matter how much you warn the administration, they never listen.
  2. It’s ok to mess with co-workers food, until they finally confront you about it 20 years later.
  3. Trip mines can be used to make a handy staircase.
  4. You can survive a fall from any height as long as you land on a angled surface or in ankle deep water.
#198
  1. There is no legs.
#199
  1. you can see your body if you shout third person!
#200
  1. Not one of us can count to 100.

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