- You don’t need to eat anything to survive.
196: that aliens doesnt need plants or for that matter, an actual ecosystem
197: Soldiers don’t need knives. They can kick.
198.The only thing that cares about you is the HEV suit.
199.The High Defenition Pack makes ask you why your using an beretta instead a glock.
200.The only thing that your HEV suit could do is reload the weapons itself while your using an another one.
- Chest high walls and locked doors are impenatrable barriers that must be circumnavigated.
- navigate long hallways with increasing apprehension.
in the future there will be only 3 modern day guns the 9mm usp the mp7 and the spas 12
- Glitches are sometimes useful when you don’t feel like taking the elevator.
- Hitting a scientist with a crowbar can unlock locked doors.
And that is so true…
- Snarks can help you reach the sky. Or a roof…I guess.
- There are three things stopping you from reaching freedom now: An electric fence, airstrikes, and a shitload of soldiers.
206b: Because of these three things, you have to wander around underground untill sometime near daybreak.
206c: And then you’ll still have to go underground and fight a bunch of soldiers for another day to get out.
you forgot the .357
- Flying slugs can infiltrate a heavily defended rebel base (that just held back a strider assault) and manage to assassinate its most highly ranked leader.
Only because he picked up a pipe instead of a crowbar.
- Robotic mines with electric attacks can submerge themselves in a road surface without damaging it.
- There actually is people who try to convince everyone that they used to fight killing machines with their bare hands.
@λhlberg: Eh. I’ve heard even more exaggerated things.
210. Walls move. They can and will kill you.
A real mythomaniac is what you have encountered in that case… :fffuuu:
- When a creepy man appears in a Blue Suit, you do not question who he is
212.impulse 101 makes life a hell of alot easier
213.Zombies dont play dead
214.The Black Ops do better physics expirements than the scientists like lets see how much damage a nuke can do to an underground facility
215. Dont ask aliens for directions to the nearest teleporter
216. Dont ask the military to gaurd you
217, Black Ops dont play around
218. secret labs arent secret when a mushroom cloud is next to it
219, Resonance Cascades Suck Ass
220. Dying sucks
221, Its hard to work at black mesa