69.You’re never die
70.“This was a triumph”
69.You’re never die
70.“This was a triumph”
- Walking on spikes makes robots explode.
- you cant fill a room in blu or orange liquid
- If you disappoint, you will wish you could die.
- Don’t rub your face all over a raw sewage container.
74-99 thread’s gay
100. OP’s a faggot
there, putting you out of your misery
I just dropped by to say:
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that is all.
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- Portals disapprove of non-flat surfaces
- Chell made Pac-Man Orgasm at her screen flinging skills
- If “Orgasm” was capitalized, that was an understatement of the epic proportions of that incident.
- British accented morality spheres make awsome sidekicks
- Technical disturbances in dialog=LIES!
Continue…
You can get away with anything as long as you admit later it was a joke.
- wearing curvy things on my legs can make me fall from high altitudes and not get injured.
- The cake wasn’t a lie.
- Laura Bush killed a guy.
- A company in which the entire entire management staff is completely incompetent can somehow create a (partially) functioning sentient computer.
- That same company can also effectively maintain a working turret factory, cube dispersal system, annoying piston-y things, and said computer even after death.
- Number 81 was a lie.
- Exploshons from turrets don’t kill you.
And I know it’s explosions. I like exploshons better.
- Metal heels that are attached to your pants makes you invincible to great falls.
- All Aperture Science Items will function at a temperature of up to 2000 degrees kelvin
- yet can’t even touch water
90: There are physic related games that people enjoy…
oh and 91: Secret facilties have handy incinerators for burning cubes…