- Regardless of what you have been taught otherwise, following the bloody trails and pictures will lead you to safety.
45.Radios can bleed as well
- Boxes of beans can talk and drag people away once they’ve assumed the Party Escort Submission Position.
Say what?
1.This guy is soooo cool because he’s trying to make the forums a safer, and more happier place :retard:
47.wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
48: It’s been a long time.
49: Blue paint can server as impromptu trampolines.
50: Going into rooms your not supposed to will make you TRIPZ BALLZ MAHN. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1Ngc6L0StA)
#51 For your own safety and the safety of others do not destroy, Vital Testing Apparatus.
#52 You are Apperture Science’s Garbage person
#53 If you die or are too injured to continue the tests, you are put into a box with hearts, and are carried by another test subject to the incinerator.
#54 In a large labratory, gigantic pistons of death are a MUST.
BTW, I actually discovered Portal before Half-Life, and afterward, went and took a look at the main storyline. Portal was a good game, and Half-Life and its sequels were a good game. And if you think that Portal 2 and Half-Life 2: Ep. 3 are done by the same dev staff, then…
You Don’t Know Jack.
#55 Neurotoxin
- Do not submerge the device in water, even partially.
- You’re not going the right way.
- You’re not clever
- You are the pride of [Subject Hometown Here]
#60 4Chan can make a meme get old fast, but still continue to be somewhat funny at the same time
#61 Don’t touch shiny balls, most likely burn you hand off aka Pulse
- I’m not even angry
- I’m being so sincere right now
- screens with rolling text contain a cake recipe
- It’s inadvisable to join a company dedicated to creating hi-tech shower curtains.
- It’s inadvisable to be making hi-tech shower curtains out of mercury with your bare hands.
- You are adopted
- “If at first you don’t succeed, you fail, and the test will be terminated.”