Inspiered by 100 things half life taught us.
1: If you have two wierd things on your legs, you can fall from any distance without hurting yourself.
2: Nothing matters but cake and companion cubes.
3: Big killing robots can’t be trusted.
continue with 4 for yourself. :freeman:
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There satisfied?
Edit: jk continue please
- Speedy thing goes in speedy thing goes out.
you even copied the blatant error :facepalm:
Portal is like the Invader ZIM of Valve games. You get a fantastic product with a faggoty fanbase.
8: One should never give an evil psychopathic computer control of the ventilation system.
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Most portal fans never bought a half life title.
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Alot of portal fans could care less that their demand for a sequel has compromised the release of the last chapter of the current story arc found in the half life series, which has been demanded by the oldest fanbase Valve has.
11:green water is bad for you
12:portals hate colors beside white
13: People who dislike Portal (because it’s too complicated for them) are playing Modern Warfare 2
- Most portal fans don’t even know what Valve is.
14: We can walk through them
15: We can back from them
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17 : so
18 : on
19 : …
[COLOR=‘Red’]Portal, in fact, is canon within the Half-Life universe. The events from both series of games happen within the same universe (if you didn’t already know that).
(Captain Obvious)[/SIZE]
- The cake is moist and delicious
- Continually going through wormholes that only manifest over certain, specific surfaces, doesn’t have any undesired effect on the user. No nausea, no reconfiguration of body mass making one have legs for arms and arms for legs, no headaches, no time travel, etc.
- One can create a company that manufacture shower curtains and somehow end up having a contract with the government and competing with arms manufactures for creating and patenting a “Some kind of rip in the fabric of space… That would… Well, it’d be like, I don’t know, something that would help with the shower curtains I guess. I haven’t worked this idea out as much as the wish-taking one.”.
- Creating a rip in the fabric of space doesn’t require much energy and in fact, an unlimited amount of these can be created using the power source from a hand held device.
19: Nobody would think to test a self-aware robot for personality problems BEFORE connecting it to the security systems of an entire secret facility.
Most impatient fanboys don’t realize that portal and Half-Life have different development teams and don’t impact each other in the least.
people with crappy grammar cannot grasp that saying “could care less” means that. they could care less… a better phrase would be “couldn’t care less”…
also burning your companion cube is somehow upsetting and yet, satisfying, at the same time…
One doesn’t need to plant a headshot to have fun in an FPS.
That is the ultimate point.
this is what portal taught me
- Portal Sucks
- Half-Life Still Rocks
My overall conclusion
Stick with Half-Life
You don’t like it because you can’t figure it out, obviously. 
- Someday we’ll look back on this and laugh. And laugh. And laugh.
Ha ha ho ho.
- How dumb you sound when you say “Hello.”