I think this is an interesting analogy.
I would say that Windows is an MMA fighter. Does a lot of everything and can compete is pretty much any arena. It can sometimes lose in individual style battles like server boxing, but as a whole package it’s the most well rounded.
OSX is like a hollywood action fighter. May not be all that functional in a business sense, but is very popular in entertainment sector as it is capable of creating something interesting and looking good while doing it. Not so good with kids though as they don’t understand it’s artistic soul what with all their games and such…though it has had some small game roles to gain credibility.
Linux is like the enigmatic superweight boxer. In it’s given performance area it is very effective, but it’s not very useful in real world fights, and not easy enough to understand or well rounded on the whole be popular with the entertainment industry, or the casual crowd.
I think I lost the analogy and got confused somewhere in there