What would you do if you had a Portal Gun?

Technology and Gaming
#1

me.dis.
Make a portal in my home, go to a bank and make a portal underneath a safe and then quickly do a portal under me so I get home. Then I’m rich.

#2

Make everyone believe I’m jumping off a building, then walk away, and then use it to make myself go through the wall, and appear at the other end.

#3

Post a shitty thread.

#4

fix’d

#5

Attempt to achieve terminal velocity, only to break my legs because the bottom portal is just a bit off from the top one.

#6

Use with it for a while and sell it to some rich nerds. The nerds would make several duplicates of it to sell online, and then Valve would come and get fuck tons of royalties.

#7

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L-rrkyvApU <this

#8

I’d f*** up traffic.

#9

I would use it on Half Life zombies to chop them in half. (1. Portal below their feet 2. Portal on the wall 3. Portal on another wall just as they are halfway through the portal falling.)

#10

use it

#11

Put one portal in a volcano.

Put the other under people who taunt me a second time.

#12

I LOL’d when he put the portal in the wall. :lol:

#13

sell it to science and make a few million

#14

Dress up in a grey suit, carry a briefcase around and creepily stare at people and dissapear.

Endless amusement.

#15

Clearly, tone it down a few notches (to reduce the portal size), then put a portal on the bottom of some panties and the inside fly of some boxers. Discrete sex anywhere.

But you know what, even if the panties are in some sock drawer, the portal would still make a very good “boner-shield”. Or invert the panties over some toilet. Wham, remote-access urinal. The possibilities are endless (although I think I’ve just exhausted them).

#16

Get to the highest tower in the world.

#17

I would put one on a car, and one on the inside of the door leading into the cart bay at work to make bringing in carts easier.
That or be like Sersoft and steal a bunch of new DS games from gamestop all while appearing to browse their meager PC game collection. :3

#18

Take a trip to Paris or something, make a portal, hide it, come back home, make another portal, and travel the world, all while keeping that one home portal… suck if I hit the wrong trigger… :l

I would try to portal a large cruise liner to a desert :slight_smile:

Use it to travel to places I have lived before.

Might get money…

#19

I can’t believe no one has posted troll science.

#20

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