What would you do? how would you do it? And none of imma pull out my cell and call a cab!!! “Shit Verizon Doesnt cover inter-dimensional regions i should have went with AT&T Screw that!!” I wouldnt panic thats why all those guys with HEVS in XEN are dead! Duh…!!! BTW dont ask XEN for directions to the nearest portal theyre not very nice remeber? (FORGET ABOUT HL2 THEY ARENT NICE OR HELPFUL GOT IT)
Umm, die?:brow: I don’t think Xen can support human life, that’s why gordon must go with an HEV suit. But if I was somehow kept alive through the Gman’s MYSTERIOUS I would probably freak out and try to find a corpse with guns and an HEV suit, then I’d fight my way to Gordon Freeman and join forces against the Xen!B)
wtf is with these topics
1.~ then sv_cheast 1 then impulse 101 then god
2.Eradicate Xen in its entirety
3.???
4.PROFIT!
- Kill the OP
- grab a fucking crowbar
- beat some asses
I would probably suffer extreme tissue damage from beta particles if I didn’t instantly die via lung collapse due to being exposed in a vaccuum.
Just sayin.
Then again if the Gman’s picking me to go into Xen I’m sure he would’ve set it up prior so that I wouldn’t just turn into a bloated purple-green mass of decaying matter as soon as I got there.
I would have intercourse with a bullsquid
Easy:
Die.
I would probably die with an HEV suit and guns anyway. If not by the aliens then I’d manage to miss a jump.
I would have to beat the g-man to death and then have sex with his warm corpse
…in what orophus? The only one I know of is behind their tentacle-face, and has a sharp beak attached to it
OW
i’m sure there’s a couple “orophuses” you don’t know about.
“Orifice”
edit:Ninja’d
Forgot to spell check it 
Thank ya ^^
Praying for a moderator to end this suffering…
I’d just press Escape and quit .
I would run past the first four alien grunts and hide around the cardboard grunts that are behind them.
Lol ∞
THE XEN!!! :retard:
We like infinite lols and killing the OP with a crowbar. :freeman:
Old skool.