I would lrn 2 grammar.
Obvious joke is obvious.
g man can briefcase the shit out of everything ,and adjust his tie with the accuracy of gods , also , we have no deea what he can really do…
its slightly possible that he can shoot lighting out of his urethra
Since gravity on xen is much weaker than on Earth, I would use the gasses coming from my ass to propel myself like a rocket.
What would you do if retards kept making these useless threads?
RAAAGEEEE
It can. There is a live scientist on xen ingame, but I’m just too lazy to post a screenshot.
Bump and I would take one of those canisters with ammo and shit.
I would use my newly acquired strength to pick up one of those pointy rocks impale a vortigaunt then eat it which gives you lightning powerz then kill 2 alien grunt and take their hornet guns and then I would have “DUAL HIVEHANDS THAT SHOOT ELECTRIC BEES!”